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Amy Gardner (Character)
from "The West Wing" (1999)

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"The West Wing: Dead Irish Writers (#3.16)" (2002)
Abbey Bartlet: Where have you been all night?
Donna Moss: Well, it's a little tough to explain, ma'am.
Abbey Bartlet: Tougher to explain than secretly prescribing Betaseron?
Donna Moss: It turns out I'm not an American citizen, so Secret Service wanted me to talk to INS.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: What?
Donna Moss: I was born in Warroad, Minnesota, only I wasn't, 'cause INS just clarified the border and it's now in Manitoba.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: You're not an American?
Donna Moss: Missed it by four miles.
Amy Gardner: You seem pretty calm about it.
Donna Moss: No, I'm very upset. I don't know the words to my national anthem. I've been throwing out Canadian pennies my whole life. I've been making fun of the Queen! We don't do that.

Josh Lyman: You went over my head and you did it behind my back.
Amy Gardner: Quite the contortionist am I.

Amy Gardner: Canadian, huh?
Donna Moss: Yeah.
Amy Gardner: You feel funnier?
Donna Moss: No, but I am developing a massive inferiority complex.

"The West Wing: The Women of Qumar (#3.9)" (2001)
Josh Lyman: The more countries who sign the treaty, the more effective it is.
Amy Gardner: The more toothless a treaty is, the more toothless it is.
Josh Lyman: That's a permeating syllogism, to be sure.

"The West Wing: H. Con-172 (#3.11)" (2002)
Josh Lyman: I studied a lot in school. I studied hard in high school and at Harvard and in law school. My IQ doesn't break the bank and I wanted to do this so I studied all the time. And I missed something or it's like I skipped a year 'cause I never learned what you do after you think you like somebody - what you do next. And every- everybody did learn... a lot of other people, anyway. I didn't walk out tonight. When my phone rings at eleven o'clock it's important- not important to me- important. And I'm not puffing myself so- so that you're...
Amy Gardner: [Interrupting] You know what? Maybe not so much for you with the talking.
[She kisses him]

"The West Wing: Requiem (#7.18)" (2006)
[Leo has died from a heart attack]
Amy Gardner: You're looking for Leo McGarry, Josh, and he's not available.