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: Dad, you're getting a little creepy. Phil Weston
: I know, let's all bay at the moon. Sam Weston
: What? Phil Weston
: You know, howl at the moon... like this. Owwwwooooo... owooo... ow, ow, ow, ow, owwwoooo! Neighbor
: Shut up out there! Phil Weston
: You shut up in THERE!
[continues howling, and all the kids join in; momentarily, a pack of snarling dogs charge into the yard
: Hi, I'm Phil Weston and this is my son, Sam. I'm new to coffee... I was wondering if you could mix half of the regular version with half of the decaffinated version? Beantown Employees
: [to coworker, annoyed
] Half-caff... Beantown Customers
: Right, Half-caff. Phil Weston
: A Half-caff!
] Phil Weston
: We're gonna have a Half-caff. Sam Weston
: [to customer
] We're gonna have a Half-caff. Beantown Customers
] Yay. Beantown Employees
: Half-caff. Phil Weston
[takes a sip, it's way too hot and he drops the coffee
] Phil Weston
: Yowww! Mother of Pearl! Beantown Employees
: [more pissed now
] You shoulda waited for the jacket. Phil Weston
: Right... I just got too eager. Uh... Beantown Employees
: [to coworker
] 'nother Half-caff! Beantown Customers
: [more pissed
] Right, 'nother Half-caff!
: You gotta lighten up. Phil Weston
: He started it!
: How do you say pizza in Italian? Gian Piero
: Pizza! Sam Weston
: How do you say "spaghetti"? Gian Piero
: Spaghetti! Ambrose
: Italian's easy.
: Why are you whispering? Phil Weston
: For dramatic effect.