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: Hi, I'm Mark Avery - you know, I like to keep my pimp hands strong
[waving hands, gesturing
] Mark Avery
: You dig, Cracker? Ya feel me? Phil Weston
: What does that mean? Mark Avery
: I don't know, I heard it on a rap video once. But I'm really funny. I've got like a million jokes. Phil Weston
: Great, I'd love to hear one. Shoot. Mark Avery
: Remember the time when you caught and you fell over? Phil Weston
: Right, yeah... Mark Avery
: [all the kids laugh
] Ha ha! I got ya good! I burned ya! I got ya, bad! Phil Weston
: How did I get burned? Okay, apparently I don't get it.
: Looks who's here! I'll give you a hint - Hall of Fame, Chicago Bears... Mark Avery
: Sammy Sosa? Mike Ditka
: C'mon! Phil Weston
: Football... coached the 1986... Mike Ditka
: '85. Phil Weston
: Right, '85 Bears to Superbowl victory... it's Mike Ditka! Mark Avery
: Do you know Sammy Sosa? Mike Ditka
: Hey, zip it, kid!
: This is Gian Piero and Massimo. They're apprentice butchers. Mark Avery
: Could the blacksmiths and candlestick makers not make it? Mike Ditka
: Shut up!
: Hey Buck, remember when we beat you at the championship game? Buck Weston
: Oh yeah, well remember the time when I shoved that kid into the pool?
[kicks Mark into the swimming pool