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: [trying to comfort an anguished Phil
] Phil, I love you... Phil Weston
] What does THAT have to do with ANYTHING?
: Are you a robot-woman? Are you a robot? Barbara Weston
: I am not a robot!
[Phil, Barbara, and Sam arrive at Buck and Janice's home after the game
] Janice Weston
: Hi, you guys! Barbara Weston
] Barbara Weston
: Hi, Buck.
[she kisses him
] Buck Weston
: Hey it's my two favorite people and Phil! Phil Weston
: Very funny, Dad. I've never heard that one before.
: [passing out DVDs
] These are instructional DVDs. Study them. Watch them. I only watched it once and already I learned this - it's called "Up and Over".
[he shows them this new kick, nearly wrecking the fireplace
] Phil Weston
: [hears Barbara coming and passes the ball to Mark Avery
] Here, hold this. Barbara Weston
: Guys, I told you, no playing soccer in the house. Phil Weston
: You did, you said it a lot. Barbara Weston
: Who did that? Phil Weston
: [pointing to Mark
] He did. The Tigers
: HE DID! Phil Weston
: What? Nut'uh!
[the kids all descend upon him
: [javelin drops just next to Barbara
] Sorry. It's really windy! Barbara Weston
: [catching her breath
] No it's not. Phil Weston
: It is over there.