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: Just remember, one of these days, that bourbon's gonna kill you. Uncle Bawley
: Okay, it'll be me or it. One of us has gotta go.
] Jordan 'Bick' Benedict
: You want to know something, Leslie? If I live to be ninety, I will never figure you out.
: I don't know what it might just be a good idea... to gamble 'long with ol' Madama. Bick Benedict
: How do you mean? Jett Rink
: Jus' gamble 'long. Just... keep what she give me.
] Jett Rink
: I'm sentimental too, Bick.
: You all think that the glory happened here in the East, don't you, with Valley Forge and Bunker Hill? Do you know about San Jacinto? Have you heard about the Alamo?
: Leslie... don't behave like that... making a fuss o'er those people. You're a Texan now. Leslie Benedict
: Is that a state of mind? I'm still myself... Bick Benedict
: You're my wife now honey, you're a Benedict. Leslie Benedict
: I still have a mind of my own. Elsewhere being gracious is acceptable. Bick Benedict
: Uh, well, but... we're gracious.
: I said I was sorry about the name calling it was very impolite I know. But in principle I was absolutely right Bick Benedict
: You come down here and tell us how to run things, insulting my friends and everything.Now, you look here Leslie, your my wife,Ms. I'm asking you right now when you are gonna settle down and behave like everybody else Leslie Benedict
: Never Bick Benedict
: Who in Hohenzollern do you think you are anyhow, Joan of Arc or something