Nurse Chuny Marquez
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Nurse Chuny Marquez (Character)
from "ER" (1994)

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"ER: Night Shift (#3.11)" (1997)
Dr. Mark Greene: They're writing me up for not cosigning charts.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Won't that hurt your chances for tenure?
Dr. Mark Greene: Won't help.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Competition pretty stiff?
Dr. Mark Greene: About 5'4", red hair, with a limp.

[Chuny and Connie are looking through personal ads]
Nurse Connie Oligario: "Sensual M.D., 35. 6'1"."
Nurse Chuny Marquez: I like tall.
Nurse Connie Oligario: "Makes up in passion what he lacks in hair."
[they both look suspiciously at Mark]
Dr. Mark Greene: It's not me.

Nurse Connie Oligario: So you got an idea that's gonna make you a millionaire?
Nurse Malik McGrath: Yeah, money in the bank!
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Alright, let's hear it.
Nurse Malik McGrath: Flypaper in a can!
Nurse Connie Oligario: Say what?
Nurse Malik McGrath: It's like aerosol. You spray it on your car so bugs will stick to it, then you peel off one big sheet, the boom! Your car is clean!
Nurse Chuny Marquez: You're kidding, right?
Nurse Malik McGrath: No! I'm gonna call it "Bug Off"!
Nurse Connie Oligario: That's the dumbest idea I ever heard.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Yeah, why not just clean it off with a hose?
Nurse Malik McGrath: Ok, I got another one: Stethescope condoms!
Nurse Connie Oligario: I don't even wanna know.

"ER: Whose Appy Now? (#3.14)" (1997)
Nurse Chuny Marquez: I thought you had a date.
Dr. Mark Greene: Canceled.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: They busted you?
Dr. Mark Greene: They busted me.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Men are so stupid. How many women were you dating when you were with me?
Dr. Mark Greene: Just you.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Really?
Dr. Mark Greene: Yeah, you know, except for that night when my neighbor, the ballerina, broke up with her boyfriend. You know, I had to comfort her.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Yeah, so that was like a public service.
Dr. Mark Greene: Yeah, other than that, I was totally faithful.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Oh, I feel blessed.

"ER: Photographs and Memories (#13.18)" (2007)
Dr. Ray Barnett: Jeez, could you find a bigger card?
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Despite what you've been told, Ray, size does matter.

"ER: Shades of Gray (#4.19)" (1998)
Dr. John Carter: When was the last time anyone bathed this guy?
Nurse Chuny Marquez: From the looks of these bedsores, about the same time they turned him.
Dr. John Carter: So much for "honor thy father."

"ER: The Fastest Year (#6.19)" (2000)
[Carol is trying to pick out a car to buy]
Nurse Connie Oligario: All I'm saying is, you can't go wrong with a Chevy.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: I've gone wrong many times in a Chevy.
Nurse Yosh Takata: I've always admired the Subaru.
Randi Fronczak: I say go with something classic, like an old Mustang convertible.
Nurse Carol Hathaway: Two babies, Randi, remember?

"ER: Be Still My Heart (#6.13)" (2000)
[Lucy Knight comes into the Lounge and finds her patient Paul Sobriki there]
Lucy Knight: Paul, what're you doing here?
Paul Sobriki: I, I wanted a cup of coffee and that nurse-guy wasn't around.
Lucy Knight: Okay, let's get you back to your room.
[Nurses Lydia Wright and Chuny Marquez set a cake on the table]
Paul Sobriki: You having a party here?
Lucy Knight: Yeah, for Valentine's Day, let's go.
[Talking about the cake]
Nurse Lydia Wright: Shouldn't it be bigger?
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Shouldn't it be red?

"ER: Of Past Regret and Future Fear (#4.20)" (1998)
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Hey, Anna, are you the one who had that voodoo woman yesterday?
Dr. Anna Del Amico: She's back?
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Yeah, exam 3. Chief complaint: voodoo man has taken over her body.
Dr. Anna Del Amico: Wait a minute, this isn't the same one. My voodoo patient was 60-something.
Dr. John Carter: I had a voodoo guy last week.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Oh, no. Voodoo epidemic.

"ER: Homeless for the Holidays (#3.10)" (1996)
Dr. Mark Greene: Who's next?
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Ho, ho, ho.
Dr. Mark Greene: Santa Claus?
Nurse Chuny Marquez: No, that's who's next. 3 hookers.

"ER: Such Sweet Sorrow (#6.21)" (2000)
Nurse Chuny Marquez: I heard Mark's coming back today.
Nurse Haleh Adams: Thank God. If Weaver gets any nastier, we're gonna have to call Animal Control.

"ER: Owner of a Broken Heart (#14.14)" (2008)
[Archie wants Greg to stun-gun him for a medical experiment]
Nurse Chuny Marquez: It's like a sterilization scene out of some bad sci-fi movie.
Frank Martin: If it means no more children for Morris, it's a service to mankind.

"ER: A Saint in the City (#9.12)" (2003)
Nurse Chuny Marquez: [Whistles at Carter]
Dr. John Carter: That's sexual harassment, isn't it?
Nurse Chuny Marquez: You bet!

"ER: Love Is a Battlefield (#15.13)" (2009)
[Archie is looking at buying a minivan]
Dr. Archie Morris: If I drive it, they will come.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Who will come?
Dr. Archie Morris: My future wife, kids, and our dog, Buster.

"ER: The Book of Abby (#15.3)" (2008)
Nurse Chuny Marquez: This is Mrs. Weddington with her sons, Larry and Curly.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Ahh... where's Moe?
[Mrs. Weddington gives Abby a cold look]
Dr. Abby Lockhart: No Moe. Okay.

"ER: I Don't (#13.21)" (2007)
Timmy Rawlins: Chuny! Anybody ever tell you you're the hottest nurse in the ER?
Nurse Chuny Marquez: [quirks an eyebrow] Yeah!

"ER: In a Different Light (#14.2)" (2007)
Nurse Samantha Taggart: A toast: to meeting nice guys.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: To falling in love.
Nurse Dawn Archer: To sex without batteries.

"ER: Ghosts (#3.5)" (1996)
[the lights flicker]
Dr. Mark Greene: Jerry!
Jerry Markovic: I called maintenance 4 times, they're working on it.
Dr. Susan Lewis: Ohhh, maybe it's the ghost from the 5th floor.
Dr. Mark Greene: Not you, too.
Nurse Lydia Wright: It's a true story, Mark! It's up there!
Dr. Susan Lewis: Poor guy, still pining away for the woman he loved.
Nurse Lydia Wright: I thought he broke her heart.
Dr. Susan Lewis: Broke his own heart is more like it.
Dr. Mark Greene: And how do you know this?
Dr. Susan Lewis: Because that's the story. It was Halloween night, the 1930s or something, up on the 5th floor. There was rain and thunder and lightning... he was a doctor, she was an intern...
Nurse Lily Jarvik: She loved him, didn't she?
Dr. Susan Lewis: [nods] But a really wealthy, handsome patient had fallen in love with her, and asked her to marry him.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: What did she say?
Dr. Susan Lewis: She didn't know what to say. So... she told the doctor.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: What did he say?
Dr. Susan Lewis: He said nothing.
Nurse Lily Jarvik: I thought he loved her!
Dr. Susan Lewis: He did love her, but he just stood there, he couldn't get the words out. And then, after she walked across the room, she turned back and looked at him... she put her hand to her lips, and blew him what would be their first and only kiss. They say it blew through him like a rush of cold wind.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: That's so sad!
Jerry Markovic: What happened?
Dr. Susan Lewis: Unfortunately, the doc fell out the 5th floor window, so that's kind of it.
Dr. Mark Greene: Well, I'm sure they worked on him in the O.R. for awhile.

"ER: All in the Family (#6.14)" (2000)
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Oh no, girl, Alex and I broke up.
Nurse Connie Oligario: What happened? I thought he was The Man.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Yeah, so did my neighbor.
Nurse Yosh Takata: Ouch.

"ER: Faith (#3.16)" (1997)
[Louise hands her Barbie to Dr. Greene]
Louise Cupertino: For you.
Mrs. Cupertino: She likes to share.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Malibu Barbie was my favorite too.
Dr. Mark Greene: I was kind of partial to Ken.
Louise Cupertino: [disapprovingly] Ken?
Dr. Mark Greene: You don't like Ken?
Louise Cupertino: Too pretty.

"ER: Get Carter (#10.13)" (2004)
Nurse Samantha Taggart: What is it with Kovac and his holier than thou healing hands? I'm getting pretty sick of that.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Oh, I don't know. Those healing hands have their good points. Right, Abby?
Nurse Samantha Taggart: Did you go out with Kovac?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Briefly, yeah.
Nurse Samantha Taggart: And Carter?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Yep.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Abby's the ER slut.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: I went out with two doctors in five years that I've worked with.
Lester Kertzenstein: Hey, Abby. Are we still on for tonight?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Yeah.
Lester Kertzenstein: Great.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: We're studying! And you shouldn't talk, Chuny.

"ER: A Hopeless Wound (#9.5)" (2002)
Dr. Elizabeth Corday: I lost my wedding ring!
Dr. Robert Romano: Oh, boo-hoo, this guy's about to lose a leg. I'd say chop-chop, but that would be in extremely bad taste.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: I'm not working with him.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Why?
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Because he treats nurses like idiots.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Hey, if your boots fit!
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Shoes.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Whatever.

"ER: Blackout (#14.7)" (2007)
[the rest of the staff doesn't like the singers]
Dr. Tony Gates: Some people actually like it.
Dr. Gregory Pratt: Oh yeah, what people?
[Tony indicates to Frank, who is singing along]
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Frank's not people.

"ER: Finders Keepers (#9.18)" (2003)
Dr. Robert Romano: Tell Lewis to gag him, sedate him, or kill him.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: She's on break.