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Abby Lockhart (Character)
from "ER" (1994)

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"ER: The Book of Abby (#15.3)" (2008)
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Why is light given to those in misery, and life to the bitter of soul. To those that long for death that does not come, that search for it for more than for hidden treasure. For are filled with gladness and rejoice when they reach the grave. For sighing comes to me instead of food. My groans pour out like water. What I feared has come upon me. What I dreaded has happened to me. I have no peace, no quietness. I have no rest, but only turmoil.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: -Have the gates of death been shown to you. What is the way to the abode of light And where does darkness reside.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: -Have you comprehended the vast expanses of the earth. Tell me if you know all this.

Nurse Chuny Marquez: This is Mrs. Weddington with her sons, Larry and Curly.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Ahh... where's Moe?
[Mrs. Weddington gives Abby a cold look]
Dr. Abby Lockhart: No Moe. Okay.

Dr. Abby Lockhart: You look pretty.
Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Are you stoned?

Dr. Abby Lockhart: I sometimes talk to kids about you know... stuff. So why don't we just go right over here, and if you have any questions about sex, or drugs, or alcohol, you can just shoot. I know it's hard for kids your age to talk about this stuff, but I think...
Curly Weddington: We can ask you anything?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Yes.
Curly Weddington: Is it true that if you sneeze with your eyes open, they'll pop out?
Larry Weddington: Can vampires get AIDS?
Curly Weddington: If you put a penny on the El track, will the train crash?
Larry Weddington: Why can't we wear pajamas in the daytime?
Curly Weddington: Our brother got a girl pregnant, but he won't marry her. Why do you think he won't?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Okay, am I - ? Am I being punk'd?

[about the wall with departed staff's locker labels]
Dr. Abby Lockhart: I don't see Carter up there.
Nurse Haleh Adams: He wouldn't do it. He said it was defacing government property.

Dr. Abby Lockhart: You know, Archie, it's amazing that you've managed to make my last moment here about you. I love that.
Dr. Archie Morris: I love you, too!

"ER: Bloodline (#13.1)" (2006)
Dr. Abby Lockhart: [talking about their baby] We don't even have a name.
Dr. Luka Kovac: I was wondering if maybe we could name him after my father... He will be thrilled to have a grandson named Mongo.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Mon, Mongo?
Dr. Luka Kovac: It's a very popular name in Croatia.
[pauses then laughs]
Dr. Luka Kovac: I am just teasing you. My father's name is Joseph, and for that matter, name the baby anything you like, whatever.

Dr. Abby Lockhart: [as they head to the OR for Coburn to do Abby's C-section] I wanna be awake, Luka.

Dr. Abby Lockhart: I have two and a half months left! This baby is NOT coming before 'til then!

Dr. Coburn: You know I want you to have a healthy baby
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Then why do you keep focusing on the worst-case scenario?
Dr. Luka Kovac: It's her job.

Dr. Abby Lockhart: Is one going to be enough?
Dr. Luka Kovac: What?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: One baby. Um, my uterus wouldn't stop bleeding and Coburn did everything she could but...
Dr. Luka Kovac: You had a hysterectomy?
[Abby nods]
Dr. Luka Kovac: Well, one is all we need.

Dr. Coburn: 12 of Betamethasone.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Oh come on!
Dr. Coburn: We have to mature the baby's lungs in case of an emergent birth.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: No, No, No, No, NO! I have two and a half months left! This baby is NOT coming 'til then!

"ER: Secrets and Lies (#8.16)" (2002)
Nurse Abby Lockhart: [about Luka and Carter] They really are a pair of freaks.
Dr. Susan Lewis: They really are.

[Debating the finer points of reality TV vs. classic TV]
Dr. John Carter: I just think that TV is a vast wasteland.
Abby Lockhart: Oh I'm *sorry* I meant to watch 'La Boheme' on PBS last night but I had to go the symphony.
Dr. John Carter: I watch television, just not that dehumanizing crap. Seriously, what's next? Televised executions? Bear Baiting? Torture Channel?

Nurse Abby Lockhart: How did you manage to last this long without some girl marrying you?
Dr. John Carter: We come with a built-in gold-digger alarm. My grandmother installs them at birth.
Dr. Susan Lewis: And I haven't set it off? You'd better have that thing checked.

[about when she lost her virginity]
Nurse Abby Lockhart: I was terrified. So was he. It was the longest 20 seconds of my life.
Dr. Susan Lewis: 20 seconds?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Yeah, if you counted foreplay.

Dr. Susan Lewis: [Luka and Carter are fencing after Carter discovers the closet is full of gear] . Do you think they're trying to impress us?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: If they are it isn't working.
Dr. Susan Lewis: [laughing] And to think you slept with both of them.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: [shaking her head] I never slept with Carter.
Dr. Susan Lewis: [looking surprised] I thought you had!
Nurse Abby Lockhart: That was a rumor Carter started.
Dr. Susan Lewis: Oh, that's low.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: I thought so.

"ER: Nobody's Baby (#12.2)" (2005)
[Neela and Abby is trying to help a women who was rude to them- the woman twisted her ankle]
Drew: Don't touch me!
Neela Rasgotra: Try not to move, I'm a doctor. You may have broken your ankle.
Drew: If you're a doctor, I want a second opinion.
Neela Rasgotra: Okay. Doctor Lockhart, would you care to give a second opinion?
Abby Lockhart: Sure, your ankle may be broken and you're a bitch.

[Luka and Abby are talking about Sam's decision to move out of Luka's apartment]
Dr. Luka Kovac: I have a feeling it's a communication problem.
Abby Lockhart: Well, if you're not sure, it probably is. Sorry. Uh... if you want to talk about it.
Dr. Luka Kovac: No, no. I mean, if I wanted to talk about it, Sam probably wouldn't be moving out.
Abby Lockhart: Thanks, Luka.
[Luka looks at her, quizzically]
Abby Lockhart: I always thought it was my fault that things didn't work out between us, but now I know it was you.
[Luka smiles broadly, then laughs]
Dr. Luka Kovac: Hey, no problem.

Abby Lockhart: Just ignore them. They're on a bulimia high.

Liam Dunn: My friend thinks you're a MILF.
Dermott: [punches Liam] Shut up!
Liam Dunn: Ow!
Abby Lockhart: Excuse me?
Liam Dunn: It's a Mother I'd Like to...
Abby Lockhart: Ah... Well, I'm not a mother. I'm a doctor.
Liam Dunn: Guess that makes you a DILF.

"ER: Chaos Theory (#9.1)" (2002)
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Do you think it's possible to die from boredom?
Dr. Jing-Mei Chen: I don't think so.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: What if your mind wandered off in a daydream and you forgot to eat or drink for days?
Dr. Jing-Mei Chen: Then you'd die of starvation and dehydration.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Caused by boredom.

Abby Lockhart: Do you think it's possible to die from boredom?
Dr. Deb Chen: I don't think so.
Abby Lockhart: What if your mind wandered off in a daydream and you forgot to eat or drink for days?
Dr. Deb Chen: Then you'd die of starvation and dehydration.
Abby Lockhart: Caused by boredom.

Dr. John Carter: Monkeypox sounds like a video game.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Or Voodoo.
Dr. John Carter: Or VD.

Dr. John Carter: You could get a tattoo.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: I could get "Carter..."
Dr. John Carter: Yeah.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: ...Sucks."

"ER: Dear Abby (#10.3)" (2003)
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Since when did I become the guru of sluttiness?

Nurse Abby Lockhart: Any questions?
Dr. Archie Morris: Yeah, why is the board see-through?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: So we can see through it.
Frank Martin: Remind me not to get sick any time soon.

Nurse Abby Lockhart: I also have a guy in 2 who needs... something I can't read.
Nurse Malik McGrath: What does that say, "nipple lips?"

Nurse Abby Lockhart: There is a drunk in Exam 4 that needs two more of Ativan.
Nurse Edna: I'm sorry dear, he's a putz!
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Who, the drunk?
Nurse Edna: That Carter boy. Too bad you didn't dump him first!

"ER: Parenthood (#13.4)" (2006)
Dr. Abby Lockhart: [on the phone leaving a message for Luka] Hi!, it's me. Mommy and baby was a disaster so we're going to the park. I'm going to try to find some normal moms. It might be a while...

Dr. Abby Lockhart: How was your shift?
Dr. Luka Kovac: Ah, the usual. Had a five-year-old kid crushed by a tree...
Dr. Abby Lockhart: I don't wanna hear any stories about bad things happening to children!
Dr. Luka Kovac: He survived... How about your day?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: It was divine!
Dr. Luka Kovac: Look, I've been thinking, maybe you're right, maybe we should get somebody like a nanny...
Dr. Abby Lockhart: No, thanks.
Dr. Luka Kovac: But I thought...
Dr. Abby Lockhart: I changed my mind. No nannies, just us.

Dominique: Don't you use her clothes?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: No.
Dominique: Do you sleep with her husband?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: No.
Dominique: Is he ugly?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Oh, no. He's hot. He's a doctor.

Instructor: You're carrying your child in a device that can cause hip luxation and spinal injury. He really should be in a sling.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Oh, well, you know, I'm a doctor, and, um...
Mother: Then you'd think she'd know better.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: "She" is sitting right here.
Mother: Well, um, then you should know that a happy, healthy baby is always carried in a sling
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Well, I do know that if you dress your baby like some sort of designer accessory, you're headed for problems. But don't worry. I work in the ER, so I'll be there to take care of her when she comes in, 14, pregnant, with a drug overdose.

"ER: Walk Like a Man (#9.4)" (2002)
[Abby takes a dead fish out of the fish tank]
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Time of death: 7:36 AM
Dr. John Carter: Aw, your fish coded?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Yep, third time this week. Every afternoon I restock the little pond here, and every morning it's like the Exxon Valdez came through.
Dr. John Carter: You can get somebody else to do this for you.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Well, I'm committed.
Dr. John Carter: Committed fish killer.
[Abby drops the fish into Carter's coffee cup]

Nurse Abby Lockhart: I was hall monitor for a day in 5th grade, and they fired me for selling hall passes to the other kids.
Dr. Kerry Weaver: Well, I'm sure you've matured since.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Not that much, really.

Nurse Abby Lockhart: And the moral of the story is?
Dr. Luka Kovac: Never sleep with a patient's mother.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: At least not until the labs are back.

[after seeing Dr. Weaver with a syringe]
Dr. Susan Lewis: You don't think she could be...?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: No chance.
Dr. Susan Lewis: That's what it looked like.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Weaver? The straightest gay woman since Janet Reno? I don't think so.

"ER: Graduation Day (#13.2)" (2006)
Dr. Abby Lockhart: I can't do this. I can't pretend everything's gonna be ok. Premies don't make it out of the OR.
Maggie Wyczenski: Let it go. Abby, Abby. All the bad things you've seen, let it go.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: And I can't believe I let myself get talked into this.
Maggie Wyczenski: Stop it!
Dr. Abby Lockhart: I spent a month in the NICU, I know how this ends.
Maggie Wyczenski: Abby! You have a lot of great qualities, but optimism is not one of them.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: [Abby laughs] Whose fault is that?
Maggie Wyczenski: Yeah. Alright. I did not create a good environment for a child to grow up believing things would work out. But you're not a child any longer. You're the mother now. And that baby down there needs you to believe he's gonna be ok.
Dr. Donald Anspaugh: Another round of epi! Guys, he's grey. Point 2 of epi. 10 cc's of pav, now!
Dr. Abby Lockhart: I'm trying! I am really, really trying!

Maggie Wyczenski: I've been through all of this.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Have you had a C-section, a hysterectomy, and a premature baby?

Dr. Abby Lockhart: I can't shut my brain off. I keep thinking, why is the dopamine at 17 instead of 20 and why don't they change the tube position? I can't see his eyes. Do you know what colour they are?
Dr. Luka Kovac: They're blue.

[about Joe]
Dr. Abby Lockhart: I wonder what he's thinking.
Maggie Wyczenski: "Get a life, Mom."
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Oh, gee, thanks.

"ER: I Don't (#13.21)" (2007)
Dr. Luka Kovac: Let's just get this over with. Dive into the ocean!
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Jump in the pool.

Dr. Abby Lockhart: I haven't been in a neighborhood like this since I tried to score some crack.

Dr. Abby Lockhart: Look at this place! It's like I'm getting married in a Meat Loaf video!

Sophie: Why do you have to be such a whiner?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Why do you have to be such a crybaby?

"ER: Somebody to Love (#13.3)" (2006)
Dr. Archie Morris: So, are you loving motherhood?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Yeah, it's, uh, it's bizarre.
Dr. Archie Morris: Sore nipples?

Dr. Abby Lockhart: How's surgery?
Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Well, I thought it would be nice to get back to work and distract myself from stuff, but my new chief is such a rectal tissue, it's all misery.

Dr. Archie Morris: [Talking about baby Joe] He looks more like Kovac.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: They say they usually look more like the father in the beginning. It's natures way of making sure Daddy doesn't get all insecure, and club us to death.

Dr. Abby Lockhart: I think I need to feed him.
Dr. Archie Morris: Yeah, I'm down with that. Breastfeeding is a beautiful, natural thing, nothing to be ashamed of.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: You're not sneaking a peek at my tits, Morris.

"ER: Wake Up (#12.5)" (2005)
Dr. Abby Lockhart: The last time I reached out to someone, Dubenko tried to make me his concubine.

[about Clemente]
Dr. Neela Rasgotra: He's kinda hot.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: I thought you had a boyfriend.
Dr. Neela Rasgotra: He's at war, and so are my hormones.

Dr. Abby Lockhart: [Abby runs into Luka coming off the elevator] Hey! Where ya going?
Dr. Luka Kovac: I need to get upstairs.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: For what?
[Abby holds up a hand and shakes her head]
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Never mind. The last time I reached out to someone, Dubenko tried to make me his concubine.

"ER: Ames v. Kovac (#13.5)" (2006)
Dr. Abby Lockhart: I don't want to be one of those crazy mothers who checks in with the babysitter every hour.
Dr. Tony Gates: My babysitter used to tie me to my high chair.
[Abby gives him a horrified look]
Dr. Tony Gates: I'm sure yours is much better.

[Abby begins to unbutton her shirt]
Dr. Gregory Pratt: Wait, what are you doing?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: I'm pumping. Sorry, my boobs are about to explode!

Dr. Abby Lockhart: [to Gates] Didn't you used to be...
Dr. Tony Gates: A paramedic. Yeah and now I'm an intern.
Dr. Gregory Pratt: Yeah, and next week he wants to be a cowboy.
Dr. Tony Gates: Astronaut!

"ER: Quintessence of Dust (#12.14)" (2006)
Dr. Archie Morris: Kovac, your woman is starting to sound a little kooky.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Oh Morris, I swear to God, if you ever, ever refer to me as someone's "woman" ever again, I will slap you silly with this hole-punch!

Dr. Abby Lockhart: It's amazing how you guys can leap to misogyny from homophobia in a single bound.
Frank Martin: Hey, you were the one who was just calling Albright a bitch.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: After you did! And that's not the point. The point is... why is everyone so bigoted around here?
Dr. Ray Barnett: No more overnights for Abby.
Dr. Archie Morris: Yeah, Kovac, your woman's starting to sound a little kooky.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Oh Morris, I swear to God, if you ever, ever refer to me as someone's "woman" again, I'll slap you silly with this hole punch.
Dr. Ray Barnett: Don't you mean bitch slap?

Dr. Luka Kovac: So what do you think?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: About what?
Dr. Luka Kovac: The baby's sex is right there on that amnio report.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Did you know that the X chromosome contains three times as much genetic information as the Y? Do you think that's why men are simpler?
Dr. Luka Kovac: And you didn't ask.

"ER: Dying Is Easy... (#13.15)" (2007)
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Does it hurt here?
Simon: No, but if you tug on Willy, I'll sing Dionne Warwick's greatest hits.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Tempting, but no thanks.

Dr. Abby Lockhart: Your blood tests show that you have leukemia.
Simon: Thank God! I thought you were gonna tell me I had cancer!
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Leukemia is a cancer of the white blood cells in the bone marrow.
Simon: That's great! That's great. So give me some Viagra, send me home, and we're all good!
Dr. Abby Lockhart: This isn't funny.
Simon: [suddenly serious] I know.

Dr. Abby Lockhart: The EpiPen is spring-loaded, so all you have to do is press it against your thigh, and it fires off a shot.
Simon: Ah. Sounds like my high school years.

"ER: It's All in Your Head (#8.15)" (2002)
[Abby is looking for an apartment]
Nurse Malik McGrath: There's an old lady who's been sick on my floor.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: I don't know if I want to live in an apartment where somebody died.
Nurse Malik McGrath: All you need is some Lysol and some air freshener and it's all good!

Dr. Luka Kovac: You only live once.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Not if you keep driving like a maniac.

Nurse Abby Lockhart: You look tired.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Yeah, I was up late.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Oh really, what's her name?
Dr. Luka Kovac: Who?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: It's a joke, Luka.
Dr. Luka Kovac: No, seriously, if you need a place...
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Thank you.
Dr. Luka Kovac: You can stay as long as you need, and you only have to sleep with me on the weekends.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Excuse me?
Dr. Luka Kovac: It's a joke, Abby. It's a joke.

"ER: Split Decisions (#12.12)" (2006)
Dr. Luka Kovac: You want to go shopping?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: I want to go looking.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Baby monitors.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Monitors, cribs, car seats. Maybe a little mobile of famous Croatian diplomats.
[Luka looks at her like she's crazy]
Dr. Abby Lockhart: It's a joke.

Dr. Luka Kovac: [discussing what they'll need to get ready for the baby. Abby realizes that they'll need two of everything, one for her place and one for his] So if we have twins, are we going to need four of everything?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: I'm not having twins.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Ah, identical twins run in my family.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Are you kidding me?
Dr. Luka Kovac: What? The chances are really small.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: [laughing] If your mutant, Croatian seed causes me to have twins, I'm going to...
Dr. Luka Kovac: [grinning] Look at it from the sunny side. If we have a custody fight, each one of us can take a kid.
[Abby rolls her eyes at him]
Dr. Luka Kovac: Identical twins.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: [still laughing] Got it. Let's go.

Dr. Abby Lockhart: [Abby and Luka are shopping for baby things] Oh crap!
[Abby pulls Luka behind a rack of clothes]
Dr. Luka Kovac: What?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: It's Debbie Dawkins from the pharmacy.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Who?
[he tries to look around the rack, Abby hits him]
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Don't look! If she sees the two of us in a baby store together, holding bags of stuff, she's gonna tell everybody.
Dr. Luka Kovac: I don't even know who she is!
Dr. Abby Lockhart: She knows who you are!
Dr. Luka Kovac: I don't think so!
Dr. Abby Lockhart: [Abby rolls her eyes] Oh, Luka, every woman who works in the hospital knows who you are, trust me.

"ER: Get Carter (#10.13)" (2004)
Nurse Samantha Taggart: What is it with Kovac and his holier than thou healing hands? I'm getting pretty sick of that.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Oh, I don't know. Those healing hands have their good points. Right, Abby?
Nurse Samantha Taggart: Did you go out with Kovac?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Briefly, yeah.
Nurse Samantha Taggart: And Carter?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Yep.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Abby's the ER slut.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: I went out with two doctors in five years that I've worked with.
Lester Kertzenstein: Hey, Abby. Are we still on for tonight?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Yeah.
Lester Kertzenstein: Great.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: We're studying! And you shouldn't talk, Chuny.

Dr. John Carter: Was Romano's prosthetic arm destroyed in the accident?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Why?
Dr. John Carter: 'Cause if it wasn't, it's gonna hunt Dr. Weaver down and strangle her.

Nurse Abby Lockhart: Look at you, Mr. GQ.
Frank Martin: What, do you have a deportation hearing?

"ER: Carter est Amoureux (#11.21)" (2005)
Jake Scanlon: So I was thinking that I might rank County as my first choice of internship.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: What about UCFS?
Jake Scanlon: Uhm, I don't wanna go to UCFS, I wanna stay right here.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Don't do that... for me.

Dr. Abby Lockhart: Don't go away mad Jake.
Jake Scanlon: But do go away, right?

"ER: Mars Attacks (#7.3)" (2000)
Dr. Jing-Mei Chen: Why would you give yourself Doberman ears?
Willie: They're Vulcan.
Dr. Jing-Mei Chen: Is that like a Shih Tzu?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Uh, no, I think he means like Mr. Spock. On Star Trek.

Dr. John Carter: This place grows on you.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: So does foot fungus.

"ER: Scoop and Run (#13.9)" (2006)
Dr. Luka Kovac: Americans. So sentimental about their holidays.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: This from the guy who celebrates Croatian independence, Croatian State Day, and something called Patriotic Gratitude Day.

Wright: You okay with heights, honey? Loud noises?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Yeah, but mice make me jump on a chair and say "eek."

"ER: Photographs and Memories (#13.18)" (2007)
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Unzip your flight suit.
Wright: Usually I get dinner first.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Quiet! Or I'll give you a rectal just for the hell of it.

[about Archie and Hope, who know about their engagement]
Dr. Abby Lockhart: We need to shut them down, before they tell everybody.
Dr. Luka Kovac: How do we do that?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Beat them with a bag of oranges? 'Cause I hear it doesn't leave any marks.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Or we could try talking to them.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Fine.

"ER: If Not Now (#12.11)" (2006)
Patient: I was never the sickly type, you know. Always very healthy. Used to do triathlons. Believe that?
Abby Lockhart: Me too.
Patient: Really?
Abby Lockhart: Smoking, drinking and watching tv.

Dr. Luka Kovac: You had to do what you had to do.
Abby Lockhart: I didn't do it. I couldn't do it. I want to keep it. I want us to have this baby.

"ER: Freefall (#10.8)" (2003)
Dr. Susan Lewis: This patient has been intubated with a central line. Who did this?
Abby Lockhart: Sign here and you can say you did.

Mrs. Marshall: The nurse never came with my medicine.
Abby Lockhart: That's okay. I'm your nurse now.
Mrs. Marshall: I thought you were my doctor.
Abby Lockhart: That was this morning. Now I'm your nurse.
Mrs. Marshall: This is a very strange hospital.
Abby Lockhart: Tell me about it.

"ER: Abby Normal (#10.20)" (2004)
Stanley: Hey, hey, who is he?
George Deakins: We met last week.
Stanley: No.
Lloyd: I don't remember.
George Deakins: I sat right there.
Christine: We don't remember you!
Abby Lockhart: George was referred by the ER. He has a problem with...
George Deakins: Exhibitionism.
Bob: Let's see it!

Abby Lockhart: Where's Larry?
[nobody answers]
Abby Lockhart: Hello? Larry Jacobson, sad guy... talks about death a lot?
Stanley: That ain't just talk.
Abby Lockhart: What?
Lloyd: He killed himself.
Stanley: He took a bunch of pills, drank a bottle of gin, slit his wrists, and jumped into Lake Michigan.
Christine: Larry *really* wanted to be dead.
Abby Lockhart: Oh... man! I... I'm...
Estelle: Don't worry dear, you're really very good at this.
Lloyd: Yeah, everybody loves your sessions.
Stanley: Yeah... everybody, except Larry.

"ER: All About Christmas Eve (#12.10)" (2005)
Dr. Abby Lockhart: [looks confused] Are we spending Christmas together?
Dr. Luka Kovac: That's what you said last night.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: No I didn't.
Dr. Luka Kovac: [grinning] Well, you probably don't remember everything you said.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: [laughs and punches Luka's arm] Shut up.
Dr. Luka Kovac: We should.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: We should?
[Luka nods]
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Okay. Well, I should change.
Dr. Luka Kovac: I'll help.

Dr. Luka Kovac: I'm making Croatian breaded turkey for dinner tomorrow. What are you cooking?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Cooking? Do you have amnesia from the last time we dated?

"ER: May Day (#6.22)" (2000)
Dr. Dave Malucci: What are you guys watching?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Where have you been?
Dr. John Carter: Shooting near a school. Weaver sent Benton and Kovac.
Dr. Dave Malucci: Wait a minute, why did they get to go?
Dr. John Carter: Because they don't get sick in the chopper.
Dr. Dave Malucci: I already told you, I had the flu.

Nurse Abby Lockhart: MVA coming in, single auto versus parking structure.
Dr. John Carter: ETA?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: 5 to 10.
Dr. John Carter: Get Weaver, I'll meet you in Trauma 2.
Dr. Dave Malucci: Hey, hey, why do you get it?
Dr. John Carter: I'll call you if he needs his oil changed.

"ER: Dream House (#12.6)" (2005)
Dr. Abby Lockhart: We should take a core temp.
Neela Rasgotra: I'm not sticking anything up this monkey's ass.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: You know, if I had a nickel for everytime I said that.

Dr. Archie Morris: [after thinking the chimp is a baby] Is he cute?
Abby Lockhart: Yeah... it's a hairy little monkey.

"ER: Two Ships (#12.8)" (2005)
Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Today was so... terrifying... and amazing. There was no labs, no x-rays, no rapid infusors or cut down trays, just me. Maybe it's the adrenaline, but I feel high. I need to go back out.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Sounds like I need to call for a psych consult.

Dr. Abby Lockhart: [Abby is arguing with Neela trying to get her to stay at the hospital after smoke inhalation] Is there anything, *anything* I can say to get you to stay?
Dr. Neela Rasgotra: I don't think so.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: I slept with Luka!
Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Yeah, nice try.

"ER: The Advocate (#9.17)" (2003)
Dr. John Carter: Stop! Stop! Stop with this whole routine! This fatalistic, black-cloud, nothing-good-is-ever-gonna-happen-to-me routine!
Dr. Abby Lockhart: The problem is, it's not a routine.
Dr. John Carter: Hey! What do I have to say? What do I have to do to get through to you?

Dr. Susan Lewis: Who's the attending?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Kovac. He's sleeping.
Dr. Susan Lewis: With who?

"ER: In a Different Light (#14.2)" (2007)
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Ma'am, what brings you here today?
Woman in waiting room: I'm here for the air. County air is very therapeutic.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Okay... so you don't want to see a doctor or anything? You're just here to...
Woman in waiting room: Breathe.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Right. Knock yourself out.

Dr. Abby Lockhart: Hi. I got some magazines. And your favorite, gummy worms.
Dr. Neela Rasgotra: [not paying attention] Thank you.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: And um, and Brad Pitt. He's outside. He's over Angelina and the whole adoption thing, and he wants you.

"ER: Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magic (#8.3)" (2001)
Nurse Abby Lockhart: [Abby broke Luka's fish tank and is on the phone trying to find another one] Well I don't know if it's salt water. I didn't taste it.

Nurse Abby Lockhart: [Abby and Carter are in the back of a police car when Carter gets out his phone and starts to make a phone call] What are you doing? Ordering pizza?
Dr. John Carter: I'm calling my lawyer.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: They haven't charged us with anything.
Dr. John Carter: We are sitting in the back of a police car.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: What are they gonna arrest us for? Aquatic mischief?

"ER: All in the Family (#6.14)" (2000)
[after Carter and Lucy were discovered]
Nurse Abby Lockhart: How long d'you think they were lying there?
Dr. Jing-Mei 'Deb' Chen: Long enough to lose a couple of liters.
Nurse Lydia Wright: I can't believe nobody saw anything.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Let's talk about it later.

[while treating Carter who has been stabbed to the back]
Dr. Jing-Mei 'Deb' Chen: Right pupil is five millimeters and reactive, left is- John! John!
[Carter regains consciousness]
Dr. John Carter: Deb?
Dr. Jing-Mei 'Deb' Chen: Look at me. D'you know where you are?
Dr. John Carter: My back.
Dr. Jing-Mei 'Deb' Chen: You were stabbed. We've got your pressure up.
Dr. John Carter: Lucy?
Officer Tom Bennini: John, I'm officer Bennini, did you see the man that stabbed you?
[Carter shakes his head]
Dr. Jing-Mei 'Deb' Chen: Wait, wait, do we need to do this right now?
Officer Tom Bennini: It's better if I can...
Dr. Jing-Mei 'Deb' Chen: You'll have to wait, I'm sorry!
Dr. John Carter: What?
Dr. Luka Kovac: Nothing, looks like he missed your spinal chord.
[Carter sees Lucy in the trauma room next to them]
Dr. John Carter: Is that Lucy?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Yes. She's alive.

"ER: Abby Road (#6.12)" (2000)
Lucy Knight: [On the roof of the hospital] Rough first day?
Abby Lockhart: [smoking a cigarette] Well, let's just say, it's been two years since I've had one of these.
Lucy Knight: What happened?
Abby Lockhart: More like what didn't happen. When I was up in OB, I would deliver a baby, then I would deliver a baby, and today, I was puked on, spit at, bit, and then I tricked a psychotic woman, and I almost killed a guy.
Lucy Knight: That sounds about right. Fortunately in the ER, almost doesn't count.
[starts throwing money off the roof from a tin box]
Abby Lockhart: What are you doing?
Lucy Knight: Patient's last request. Toss some, you might feel better.

Carol Hathaway: You're *a med student*?
Abby Lockhart: What can I say? I crossed over to the Dark Side.

"ER: Man with No Name (#12.3)" (2005)
Dr. Neela Rasgotra: [staring at her] You're beginning to sound an awful lot like Frank.
Abby Lockhart: Yeah, I get that a lot.

Nurse Inez: That Morris guy, what's he do?
Abby Lockhart: He's Chief Resident.
Nurse Inez: No, seriously.

"ER: A Hopeless Wound (#9.5)" (2002)
Dr. Luka Kovac: Maybe you could wear Swastikas with that outfit. You could be a naughty Nazi nurse.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: You totally suck, you know that?
Dr. Luka Kovac: Hey, careful! Creating a hostile work environment!

Dr. Elizabeth Corday: I lost my wedding ring!
Dr. Robert Romano: Oh, boo-hoo, this guy's about to lose a leg. I'd say chop-chop, but that would be in extremely bad taste.
Nurse Chuny Marquez: I'm not working with him.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Why?
Nurse Chuny Marquez: Because he treats nurses like idiots.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Hey, if your boots fit!
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Shoes.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Whatever.

"ER: The Providers (#11.12)" (2005)
Dr. Abby Lockhart: You slept with your instructor?
Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Dr. Gibson had a very tender way with cadavers.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: And you called him "Dr. Gibson"?
Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Only in bed.

Amanda: So, it's the pelvis we have to worry about?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: That's right.
Amanda: But other positions...?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Yeah, sure. Get yourselves a six-pack, a copy of the Kama Sutra and shoot out the lights.

"ER: If I Should Fall from Grace (#8.7)" (2001)
Dr. Susan Lewis: I need a psych consult, my patient thinks he's a vampire.
Abby Lockhart: Oh, Fred? Where is he?
Dr. Susan Lewis: Exam 2.
Abby Lockhart: Is there a nurse with him?
Dr. Susan Lewis: No... why?
Abby Lockhart: He's a vampire.
Dr. Susan Lewis: What do you mean he's a vampire?
Abby Lockhart: He drinks people's blood.
Dr. Susan Lewis: You're kidding, right?
[They come upon the patient, drinking blood from an IV packet]
Dr. Susan Lewis: ...That's nasty.

Abby Lockhart: Every now and then, some freak tries to off himself in here. I wish they'd just do it at home.

"ER: Benton Backwards (#7.4)" (2000)
Dr. Luka Kovac: I just don't understand, first you were at four, then you were at six.
Abby Lockhart: That's because I scored very quickly. You're a bad sport.
Dr. Luka Kovac: I can't handle losing to a girl.
Abby Lockhart: Oh, God.
Dr. Luka Kovac: I'm kidding. I actually enjoy losing to you, Abby.
Abby Lockhart: Good, that's much better.

Dr. Luka Kovac: Stop spinning, stop spinning!
Abby Lockhart: It's all in the wrist.
Dr. Luka Kovac: I think I pulled a muscle.
Abby Lockhart: I think we should take a break.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Draft please, Abby?
Abby Lockhart: Club soda.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Okay. So next time, I choose the sport maybe something more civilized? There's a pool table in my hotel.
Abby Lockhart: Your hotel?
Dr. Luka Kovac: Yeah. I don't own it. I just live there.
Abby Lockhart: You live in a hotel?
Dr. Luka Kovac: Yeah, as a doctor. I take care of the tourists. They give me a break on the rent.
[Abby laughs]
Dr. Luka Kovac: No! It's a good deal! Maid service, laundry, amenities.
[Abby gives him a pensive look]
Dr. Luka Kovac: No, no! It's great. You'll have to come see it.
Abby Lockhart: Your hotel room.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Yeah. I mean, I mean no. I mean yes. I mean... I'd never ask such a thing from a lady. Especially after just one kiss.
Abby Lockhart: [Abby Grins] No, I should hope not.
Dr. Luka Kovac: [Luka kisses Abby] Of course, that makes it two.

"ER: The War Comes Home (#14.1)" (2007)
[Neela is a patient after being trampled at a rally]
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Trauma panel, and a catheterized urine. Sorry, we gotta do it.
Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Bollocks.

Dr. Kevin Moretti: You know why we're here? Because of war. Without it, you would be a pediatrician, or an oncologist, and I'd probably still be losing my mind in the ICU.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: War, huh?
Dr. Kevin Moretti: Uh-huh. Emergency medicine is actually the result of centuries of warfare. It's a field that was defined by doctors and nurses in bombed-out buildings, trying to take care of patients on dirty canvas stretchers, and performing procedures in tent hospitals that were literally hundreds of feet away from where the battles raged. And these people, our predecessors, they had a simple primary focus: survival. And down in the bunkers, they dug in deep, to try to save their patients' lives, and to try to save their own lives. And they ended up giving life to this whole new art form, this great collaborative enterprise that we still carry on today. That's why we're here.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: You don't get out much, do you?

"ER: Life After Death (#15.1)" (2008)
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Everything was going really well. Until the ambulance blew up.

"ER: Out on a Limb (#12.16)" (2006)
Abby Lockhart: What's up?
Neela Rasgotra: I just made Ray happy.
Abby Lockhart: You're such a giver.

"ER: Sea Change (#13.22)" (2007)
Dr. Abby Lockhart: No work for 2 weeks. The honeymoon starts now.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Does that mean you're ready to change into the bikini?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Maybe after Joe goes to bed.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Joe! Go to bed, now!

"ER: The Human Shield (#12.7)" (2005)
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Clemente is implementing some changes. New equipment. They gonna make him head of the ER? That's what they're saying.
Dr. Luka Kovac: The guy who got you and Neela suspended for working on a monkey?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: It was a chimp.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Well, if he wants the chief position, he can have it. Maybe he can open up a petting zoo in the doctor's lounge.

"ER: Forgive and Forget (#10.16)" (2004)
[about a patient who is coming to the ER in a tank]
Officer Davis: If he's coming here, we'll feed him onto the Eisenhower, force him to run out of gas.
Dr. Archie Morris: That's your plan? Let him run out of gas?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: [sarcastically] They're also getting a helicopter with a gigantic magnet.

"ER: Skin (#11.10)" (2005)
Loose: Scared of big black men, huh?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: No, I'm scared of big black guns.

"ER: Believe the Unseen (#14.12)" (2008)
Dr. Archie Morris: Welcome back. How was Croatia?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Oh, you know... European.

"ER: Makemba (#10.10)" (2003)
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Where is she going?
Frank Martin: Home to wait for the ghost of Christmas Past to show up.

"ER: Impulse Control (#10.14)" (2004)
Nurse Abby Lockhart: What are we gonna throw all our TB patients in jail?
Dr. Gregory Pratt: No, just this one in particular.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: If this is the way we treat people with TB, they're gonna stop coming to this hospital.
Dr. Gregory Pratt: Abby, it's not like they all go clubbing together.

"ER: Start All Over Again (#8.5)" (2001)
Carmen Turino: Don't drop my baby!
Dr. Susan Lewis: Don't worry, Dr. Carter used to be in the circus.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Yeah, as a clown, right?
Dr. John Carter: Human cannonball. Until I got fired.

"ER: Cañon City (#12.1)" (2005)
Intern: So, are you, like, a nurse or something?
Abby Lockhart: No, I'm, like, a doctor.

"ER: Be Still My Heart (#6.13)" (2000)
Nurse Abby Lockhart: The patients don't mind this music?
Dr. Luka Kovac, Nurse Carol Hathaway: What?

"ER: Breach of Trust (#13.12)" (2007)
Dr. Neela Rasgotra: That little tosser just called me a whore.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: She seems so sweet.
Dr. Neela Rasgotra: I've never been called a whore.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Did she say dirty whore, or filthy whore?
Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Is there a difference?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Depends on the whore.

"ER: Darfur (#12.15)" (2006)
Dr. Abby Lockhart: [Abby comes across a wrapped gift basket of baby things at the admit desk] What's this?
Frank Martin: Oh, that's for you and the little bastard.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Gee, thanks Frank.
Dr. Kerry Weaver: Congratulations!
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Thanks. It was supposed to be a secret...
[looking pointedly at Morris]
Dr. Archie Morris: What? Everyone was saying you were getting puffy. I had to defend you.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: [looks at Luka] Am I getting puffy?
Dr. Luka Kovac: You are not getting puffy.

"ER: Partly Cloudy, Chance of Rain (#8.8)" (2001)
Dr. Mark Greene: Do you think I'm mean to the patients?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Only the ones who deserve it.
Dr. Mark Greene: What about the ones who don't?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: You're nicer than I am.
Dr. Mark Greene: That's not much solace.

"ER: The Letter (#8.20)" (2002)
Dr. John Carter: You bit me!
Abby Lockhart: You dropped me!
Dr. John Carter: I cannot believe you just bit me!
Abby Lockhart: I told you to put me down.
Dr. John Carter: I think I might be bleeding.
Abby Lockhart: Good!
Bartender: Everything ok out there?
Dr. John Carter, Abby Lockhart: Yeah.

"ER: Blame It on the Rain (#12.4)" (2005)
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Out of curiosity, what kind of man hires a "satisfaction facilitator"?
Dr. Luka Kovac: A what?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: I believe it's the politically correct term for call girl these days.
Dr. Luka Kovac: A smart one? We have this saying in Croatia.
[Luka rattles off a phrase in Croatian]
Dr. Luka Kovac: . If it floats, flies or...
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Fornicates?
Dr. Luka Kovac: Rent it.

"ER: Jigsaw (#13.7)" (2006)
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Crenshaw is such a little prick! You know what? I bet I could take him too. Actually, I definitely think I could take him. And you? Could kick his ass.
Dr. Luka Kovac: You're scaring me.

"ER: The Longer You Stay (#8.2)" (2001)
Dr. Luka Kovac: Why do you have to make such a big problem about everything? Like you have an insect in your anus.
Abby Lockhart: Okay, it's bug up my ass Luka. Bug up my ass. If you're going to insult me you could at least get the words right.

"ER: Refusal of Care (#11.18)" (2005)
Abby Lockhart: How come you have to panhandle?
Patient: Because they're not hiring at Hooters.

"ER: Such Sweet Sorrow (#6.21)" (2000)
Nurse Abby Lockhart: How long was I out?
Nurse Haleh Adams: About 20 minutes.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Oh, that must be why I feel so refreshed. So, is this a med student hazing thing, or do you just hate me?
Nurse Haleh Adams: You're younger than us, prettier than us, and skinnier than us.
Nurse Lydia Wright: We hate you.

"ER: Shot in the Dark (#11.8)" (2004)
Dr. Lucien Dubenko: No one gets in trouble for acting in the best interests of the patient.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Tell that to Dr. Corday.

"ER: When Night Meets Day (#9.21)" (2003)
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Isn't the fire outside, boys?
Fireman #1: It's out.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Really? Then shouldn't you be rolling up your hoses and heading back to the station? Feeding that little spotted dog? Polishing your poles?
Dr. Susan Lewis: Are you cranky or flirting?

"ER: Where the Heart Is (#7.21)" (2001)
Nurse Abby Lockhart: [Abby shows up to the ER team softball game after telling Luka she wouldn't be there] I like you in that hat.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Makes me look American, eh?

"ER: The Show Must Go On (#11.22)" (2005)
Dr. Neela Rasgotra: He's here for the actors. It's his play they ruined.
Community Theatre Director: My stage manager is filling in. Horrid. But if I can get them back in time, I might still have a second act.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: I doubt these guys are up for it.
Community Theatre Director: No, they're professionals. You know, "the show must go on."
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Yeah... why is that, exactly? I mean, why can't the show just stop once and awhile?

"ER: Only Connect (#11.11)" (2005)
Dr. Susan Lewis: So. How are you doing?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Good.
Dr. Susan Lewis: Really?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Never better.
Dr. Susan Lewis: Really?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Yes. Yes. Yes. I've processed all my feelings of anger, shame and guilt in an emotionally safe environment. I've addressed the urge to use alcohol. Oh and I've consulted both a shaman and a guru so really, I'm all good.

"ER: Foreign Affairs (#9.20)" (2003)
[Luka is going to The Congo]
Abby Lockhart: Take care of yourself... I mean it.

"ER: Heart of the Matter (#13.6)" (2006)
Dr. Dustin Crenshaw: Are you trying to irritate me?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Well, you make it so easy.

"ER: The Chicago Way (#14.19)" (2008)
Dr. Gregory Pratt: Hey, Abby. It's a beautiful spring day, the Cubs are playing at Wrigley Field, and we live in America.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: I think I solved the case of the missing Lexapro.
Dr. Gregory Pratt: Sorry. I was looking for some un-depressed person that I could be happy around, and uh... heh.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: You chose me? Must be slim pickings.

"ER: Witch Hunt (#7.16)" (2001)
[about Carter's much younger girlfriend]
Dr. John Carter: She's very mature for her age. She's cool, she's fun, she's...
Abby Lockhart: She's Britney Spears' little sister.

"ER: A Walk in the Woods (#7.14)" (2001)
Abby Lockhart: You watch me when we make love...
Dr. Luka Kovac: You're beautiful.

"ER: Try Carter (#11.3)" (2004)
Urbanus: What would you do if a med student asked you out?
Abby Lockhart: Call for a psych consult.

"ER: Gravity (#14.4)" (2007)
Nurse Samantha Taggart: I remember when Alex was 3, I took him to one of those bounce houses at the carnival. And of course, he's in there with 5- and 6-year-old kids. So he gets knocked down, right? And every time he tries to get up, he keeps getting knocked down again, and he's crying, "Mommy! Mommy!" And the attendant won't let me in because he thinks I'm some stupid teenager, right?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: So what did you do?
Nurse Samantha Taggart: I stood there and I cheered him on. And every time he got knocked down, I told him, "I know you can get up." But that's when it hit me. They fall. And all you can do is be there and hope they keep getting up.

"ER: NICU (#10.12)" (2004)
Dr. Gregory Pratt: When'd you start your rotation?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Five minutes ago.
Dr. Gregory Pratt: Well, the NICU's great. Intubations, chest-tubes, umbilical lines. You get to do all sorts of teeny-tiny kick-ass procedures.
Nurse Samantha Taggart: Good luck, you two!
Dr. Gregory Pratt: Yeah, you're gonna love it! Let's get out of here.
Nurse Samantha Taggart: I hate the NICU.
Dr. Gregory Pratt: Those guys are screwed.

"ER: Great Expectations (#6.8)" (1999)
Abby Lockhart: How you feeling?
Carol Hathaway: I'm in love with the epidural man.
Abby Lockhart: Some people like to call him an anesthesiologist.
Carol Hathaway: Oh, he will always be the epidural man to me.

"ER: Hindsight (#9.10)" (2002)
Dr. Luka Kovac: [Luka is drunk and speaking to Abby when Carter comes in. Luka addresses him] You should stay.
Dr. John Carter: [shakes his head] Gotta go.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Are you working tomorrow?
Dr. Luka Kovac: [smirks] Nooooooo...
Dr. John Carter: Lucky you.
Dr. Luka Kovac: Lucky for the patients.

"ER: A House Divided (#13.13)" (2007)
Dr. Abby Lockhart: I just wanna say that I think that you've probably seen me at my best, and, um, at my worst. And even though we didn't always see eye to eye, um... you helped me go from a nurse, to a med student, to a doctor... to a mom.
Dr. Kerry Weaver: I'm the one who's supposed to be upset, here.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: I know, sorry.
Dr. Kerry Weaver: You were always there as a nurse and a doctor. And most importantly, you've always been here as my friend.
[They hug]
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Do you think this happens to the guys when one of them leaves?
Dr. Kerry Weaver: I heard Carter bawled like a baby when he left.

"ER: Orion in the Sky (#8.18)" (2002)
[as Dr. Greene leaves the ER for the very last time]
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Goodnight Dr. Greene
Dr. Mark Greene: Goodbye.

"ER: Intern's Guide to the Galaxy (#11.5)" (2004)
Abby Lockhart: You carry a scalpel ?
Dr. Ray Barnett: Yeah a bonesaw's too bulky.

"ER: From Here to Paternity (#13.17)" (2007)
[about her engagement]
Dr. Abby Lockhart: If you tell anyone, I'll kill you.
Hope Bobeck: [giggles excitedly]
Hope Bobeck: Do you hear me? Kill you, as in dead. Got it?

"ER: Out of Africa (#10.5)" (2003)
[Elizabeth talks to Abby after Dr. Dorset tells her that he is married]
Dr. Elizabeth Corday: I can't believe I was allowing myself to feel something for an absolute...
Abby Lockhart: Bastard? Jerk?... Wanker?

"ER: Insurrection (#9.3)" (2002)
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Hey, Frank, take care of my baby brother.
Frank Martin: Is he potty trained?

"ER: Be Patient (#6.15)" (2000)
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Could you order a CBC, chem 7, and coags, and prep for an oscopy?
Ron Perth: Is that what I think it is?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: I'll be gentle.
Ron Perth: Aw man!

"ER: Things Change (#9.19)" (2003)
Dr. John Carter: What's Weaver doing down here?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Romano damage control.

"ER: The Greater Good (#10.6)" (2003)
Nurse Abby Lockhart: I'm beginning to hate her.
Dr. Susan Lewis: She's a med student.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: I'm a med student.
Dr. Susan Lewis: You know, now that you mention it, she's pissing me off too. Come on, let's hate her together.

"ER: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished (#9.13)" (2003)
Dr. Susan Lewis: [about Luka] I think maybe you should talk to him. He seems a little depressed.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: He's European. That's his baseline.

"ER: Midnight (#10.21)" (2004)
[Abby, Neela, and Sam are eating sundaes]
Frank Martin: Anything left?
Nurse Samantha Taggart: Help yourself
Nurse Abby Lockhart: Hey, you just had bypass surgery, like, seven weeks ago!
Frank Martin: A treat now and then isn't gonna kill anybody.
Neela Rasgotra: In your case, that little truism might not be completely accurate.

"ER: 21 Guns (#12.22)" (2006)
Dr. Archie Morris: I'm sick of getting bit, kicked, and pissed on.
Dr. Abby Lockhart: Guess you stopped dating too, huh?

"ER: Ruby Redux (#11.19)" (2005)
Jules 'Ruby' Rubadoux: Something wrong with my kidneys?
Dr. Abby Lockhart: No. I don't know. I don't know yet.
Jules 'Ruby' Rubadoux: Yeah, well. Uh, why don't you come back when you're less confused.

"ER: A Boy Falling Out of the Sky (#9.15)" (2003)
Dr. John Carter: What do I want? I want you to stop being so afraid. I want us to stop being so careful.
Abby Lockhart: I'm not afraid! I'm just...
Dr. John Carter: I wanna marry you!
Abby Lockhart: What?
Dr. John Carter: I wanna marry you.
Abby Lockhart: Are you proposing?
Dr. John Carter: Yeah.
Abby Lockhart: You're crazy
Dr. John Carter: Well then, I'll fit right in.

"ER: Surrender (#7.12)" (2001)
Walter Nikolaides: Boy, you're a real firecracker, aren't you?
Nurse Abby Lockhart: That's me. Nurse Firecracker.

"ER: The Student (#10.17)" (2004)
Nurse Abby Lockhart: When did I become the guru of sluttiness?

"ER: I Do (#12.9)" (2005)
Abby Lockhart: Do you think we should be doing this?
Dr. Luka Kovac: I do!

"ER: Touch & Go (#10.11)" (2004)
Dr. Luka Kovac: [Abby and Luka are speaking after Abby has been introduced to Kem, Carter's new girlfriend] Ah, they met after I left.
Nurse Abby Lockhart: What'd he do? Knock her up ten minutes after that?