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Leroy Brown (Character)
from Madea's Family Reunion (2002) (V)

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I Can Do Bad All by Myself (2002) (V)
Mable "Madea" Simmons: How about this? You bury your dog in the backyard, that way every Christmas and New Year's Eve you can go and put bones and flowers on his grave and be with him.
Leroy Brown: Flowers? That sounds like a good idea.

Maylee: We've found a religion that we're comfortable with.
Leroy Brown: It's that same comfort that's going to send you straight to hell.

Leroy Brown: [to Madea, after he found his dog dead] Madea, you better be glad that I'm saved or I would just stab you in your heart!
Mable "Madea" Simmons: [Madea goes upstairs and comes back down with her purse full of guns] Come on stab me! I want you to stab me! Come on and stab me!

Madea's Class Reunion (2003) (V)
Leroy Brown: [about his wife] I had her creature-mated.

Ann: You need a deposit like a credit card or cash...
Leroy Brown: Oh yeah, I know all about that dep-o-sit.
[takes out a bag of coins and drops it on the counter]

Willy: [to Cora about Ann] You're gonna get us in trouble with her.
Leroy Brown: I know that's right, I asked if they had a place I could shout, she said 'we don't do that here', I think she a alias.
Willy: What's an alias?
Leroy Brown: An alias is a person that don't believe in God, why're
Leroy Brown: acting dumb like brrrrrrduh?

Madea's Family Reunion (2002) (V)
Leroy Brown: Mable You Look, Ooh, Mable You Look, You Look Like A Fat Energizer Bunny
Mable "Madea" Simmons: And Brown you look, you look, you look like a rotten fruit roll-up.

Leroy Brown: [Brown comes out with only a towel and a shower cap on] Mable? Where Mable at? Mable?
Cora: Mr. Brown! Calm down!
Leroy Brown: Ain't no calm you ain't go be shootin at my dog again! Mable!
Mable "Madea" Simmons: Brown what the?
[Madea laughs continuously]
Mable "Madea" Simmons: Brown what the hell is wrong with you get out my yard. I don't know who got alzheimer's you or your wife? You look a mess! Get the hell outta my yard
Leroy Brown: You better stop messin-
[gets cut off by madea]
Mable "Madea" Simmons: You better get the hell outta my yard monkey!
Leroy Brown: You know what! Imma call the police on you!
Mable "Madea" Simmons: Do i look like I'm scared of the po po Brown? Call the po po, I aint scared of the po po!
Leroy Brown: You got one more time you big ol nasty whale.
Mable "Madea" Simmons: You the one standing there lookin like a BIG BLACK SEAL.
[Starts making seal noises]
Leroy Brown: Mable, you better not fool wit my dog again. Take this boot and bust you upside yo head wit it.
Mable "Madea" Simmons: Thats a baoot in ya hand I thought it was your arm!
[Madea starts laughing continuously]
Mable "Madea" Simmons: Brown, you so black I would shoot ya but your skin just teflon, ain't no bullet go get through it.
Leroy Brown: You ain't got now another time.
Mable "Madea" Simmons: Just get the hell outta my yard you pig in a blanket! Go put some lotion on them knee caps!
Leroy Brown: Ain't nuttin' wrong with my knees, you stink anyway.
Mable "Madea" Simmons: You the one that's mursty - I can smell you over here.