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Cora (Character)
from Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)

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Madea Goes to Jail (2009)
Madea: Cora do me a favor.
Cora: What?
Madea: Put the shut, to the up. Okay? Shut to the up.

Cora: I'm having some me time.
Madea: Did I ask you for some me time? Did I ever ask you for anything? I never asked you for nothing!

Madea: [looking at Cora's WWJD bracelet] What's that stand for, What's Wrong with Jermaine Dupri?
Cora: No, What Would Jesus Do?
Madea: Jesus didn't have no car, Cora.

Madea's Family Reunion (2002) (V)
Cora: [Madea holds the baby's middle and lets the head drop] Hold her head!
Mable "Madea" Simmons: This a crack baby, can't nothing hurt her.
[bumps the baby's head against the house siding]
Cora: Ow! Madea!
Mable "Madea" Simmons: She allright, she ain't crying, she ain't crying.

Leroy Brown: [Brown comes out with only a towel and a shower cap on] Mable? Where Mable at? Mable?
Cora: Mr. Brown! Calm down!
Leroy Brown: Ain't no calm you ain't go be shootin at my dog again! Mable!
Mable "Madea" Simmons: Brown what the?
[Madea laughs continuously]
Mable "Madea" Simmons: Brown what the hell is wrong with you get out my yard. I don't know who got alzheimer's you or your wife? You look a mess! Get the hell outta my yard
Leroy Brown: You better stop messin-
[gets cut off by madea]
Mable "Madea" Simmons: You better get the hell outta my yard monkey!
Leroy Brown: You know what! Imma call the police on you!
Mable "Madea" Simmons: Do i look like I'm scared of the po po Brown? Call the po po, I aint scared of the po po!
Leroy Brown: You got one more time you big ol nasty whale.
Mable "Madea" Simmons: You the one standing there lookin like a BIG BLACK SEAL.
[Starts making seal noises]
Leroy Brown: Mable, you better not fool wit my dog again. Take this boot and bust you upside yo head wit it.
Mable "Madea" Simmons: Thats a baoot in ya hand I thought it was your arm!
[Madea starts laughing continuously]
Mable "Madea" Simmons: Brown, you so black I would shoot ya but your skin just teflon, ain't no bullet go get through it.
Leroy Brown: You ain't got now another time.
Mable "Madea" Simmons: Just get the hell outta my yard you pig in a blanket! Go put some lotion on them knee caps!
Leroy Brown: Ain't nuttin' wrong with my knees, you stink anyway.
Mable "Madea" Simmons: You the one that's mursty - I can smell you over here.

Mable "Madea" Simmons: Cora, these gifts pertain to the wedding night. Gifts pertain to the wedding night.
Cora: Yes, Yes
Mable "Madea" Simmons: See thats why I ain't pay for no highly paid stripper cuz they wouldnt know what to do. These gifts pertain to the wetting night you understand?
Cora: Yes
Mable "Madea" Simmons: Bachelorette parties, get those kinds of gifts, understand?
Cora: Yes
Mable "Madea" Simmons: Ok, now why did you buy her a Holy Bible?

Madea's Class Reunion (2003) (V)
Madea: What is wrong with all these black celebrities these days? Diana Ross allegedly drinking and driving. Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson says he's Peter Pan.
Cora: That's what he said.
Madea: This is what his kids look like.
[covers her face with a cloth napkin and kicks]

Cora: You can't do that to her, she's my boss!
Madea: She can't fire you if she's dead.