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Quotes for
Phineus (Character)
from Stay Alive (2006)

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Stay Alive (2006)
Phineus Bantum: I don't know what it is, man, I'm scared, I'm freaking out man, there's something OUT here - is that Abby? Wassup Mama?

Phineus Bantum: I beta-tested for a while. It sucked. It's kinda like eating a beav - it's awesome at first, then it's just goddamn monotonous.

Phineus Bantum: [describing Abigail] Girl has got body karate going on.
October Bantum: Shut up.

Phineus Bantum: Who talks like that to their brother like that anyway?
October Bantum: Somebody with an idiot for a brother.
Phineus Bantum: Oh my God, you're a terrible person.

[simultaneously reading]
Swink Sylvania, October Bantum, Phineus Bantum, Hutch O'Neill, Abigail, Miller Banks: Come to me, clouds. May you rise as an evil storm born to rip them open. Let the cover of night bear witness and destroy those who resist so they shall harm me not. Let the blood of many cleanse me, preserving beauty eternal, I pray you.

Swink Sylvania: But I just figured out how to strip one of those zombie concubines naked.
Phineus Bantum: *That* is what I'm talking about. How do you do it?
Swink Sylvania: Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A.
Phineus Bantum: [enters code] Boobs.

Swink Sylvania: [after Phin slaps his arm] Don't touch me, "A-hole".
Phineus Bantum: "A-hole", dude?
Swink Sylvania: Profanity is for the feeble-minded.
Phineus Bantum: Well, I'm "effing" sorry I offended you... fuck-ass.

Phineus Bantum: Can we skip the cinematic foreplay? I wanna fuck.

Swink Sylvania: Did you feel that?
Phineus Bantum: I felt it in my pants!

Hutch O'Neill: They don't really know what happened. All they know is that he was murdered.
Phineus Bantum: Holy fucking shit, really?

[Phineus licks Swink's controller and hands it to him]
Swink Sylvania: Dude...
Phineus Bantum: Put your hands on it.
Swink Sylvania: That's disgusting...
Phineus Bantum: Touch it.

October Bantum: Whoever said size doesn' matter never played a third-person shooter. Can I have a 42-inch this time? You know I like the big ones...
Hutch O'Neill: Once again, that is too much information- oh, shit!
[Hutch runs to the bathroom]
Phineus Bantum: [to October] ... You're a whore.

Stay Alive Game Voice-Over: When fear criples you, when death's dark shadow surrounds you, drop a rose. It will help you... stay alive.
Swink Sylvania: We should drop one when we meet up with a boss we can't face.
October Bantum: Yeah, the undead can't cross the twig of a wild rose.
Phineus Bantum: That is what happens when you read too much goth chick lit.

Phineus Bantum: Sweet Sebastian Bach, I wanna play!

Phineus Bantum: Miller, man, you in those tunnels again? All the doors are locked.
Miller Banks: Well, now they're open and I'm exploring, tearin' shit up... ownin' fools.
October Bantum: Ownin' fools?

Phineus Bantum: If this genuinely is from Loomis, it must in fact, be barely legal.
Hutch O'Neill: [later] Ok, we got this from Loomis, It's called Stay Alive. We don't know much about it except we're not supposed to have it.

Phineus Bantum: Let's Butter this muffin!