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Swink (Character)
from Stay Alive (2006)

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Stay Alive (2006)
Swink Sylvania: Bitch, that's cheating! I'm not even dead yet!

[simultaneously reading]
Swink Sylvania, October Bantum, Phineus Bantum, Hutch O'Neill, Abigail, Miller Banks: Come to me, clouds. May you rise as an evil storm born to rip them open. Let the cover of night bear witness and destroy those who resist so they shall harm me not. Let the blood of many cleanse me, preserving beauty eternal, I pray you.

Swink Sylvania: But I just figured out how to strip one of those zombie concubines naked.
Phineus Bantum: *That* is what I'm talking about. How do you do it?
Swink Sylvania: Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A.
Phineus Bantum: [enters code] Boobs.

Swink Sylvania: [after Phin slaps his arm] Don't touch me, "A-hole".
Phineus Bantum: "A-hole", dude?
Swink Sylvania: Profanity is for the feeble-minded.
Phineus Bantum: Well, I'm "effing" sorry I offended you... fuck-ass.

Swink Sylvania: Did you feel that?
Phineus Bantum: I felt it in my pants!

Swink Sylvania: Go on and get out of here. I've got these punk-ass bitch motherfuckers handled.

[Phineus licks Swink's controller and hands it to him]
Swink Sylvania: Dude...
Phineus Bantum: Put your hands on it.
Swink Sylvania: That's disgusting...
Phineus Bantum: Touch it.

Stay Alive Game Voice-Over: When fear criples you, when death's dark shadow surrounds you, drop a rose. It will help you... stay alive.
Swink Sylvania: We should drop one when we meet up with a boss we can't face.
October Bantum: Yeah, the undead can't cross the twig of a wild rose.
Phineus Bantum: That is what happens when you read too much goth chick lit.

Hutch O'Neill: This is...
Swink Sylvania: ...fucking insane.

Swink Sylvania: Can Hutch come out and play?
Hutch O'Neill: Swink! You scared the crap out of me!
Swink Sylvania: Why yes. I would love to come inside.