Joshua Waits
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Joshua Waits (Character)
from Troll 2 (1990)

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Troll 2 (1990)
Joshua: Nilbog! It's goblin spelled backwards! This is their kingdom!

Joshua: Grandpa! Are you really in Hell?
Seth: No! But I know a trick that a friend of mine who went there taught me!

Michael: Do you see this writing...? Do you know what it means...? Hospitality. And you can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!
[reaching for his belt]
Joshua: What are you going to do to me, Daddy?
Michael: Tightening my belt one loop so that I don't feel hunger pains, and your sister and mother will have to do likewise. Okay, Joshua. You wanna get rough with me? You wanna show me that you don't like the choice of this house for our vacation by going on a hunger strike? Well, I'll accept the challenge. But just remember when I was your age, I really did suffer from hunger. We'll se who gets through this, but just remember I've got more practice than you. I'll see you tomorrow.

[last lines]
Joshua: They're eating my mom!
Troll: Do you want some, Joshua?
Joshua: AHHHHH!

Joshua: A double-decker bologna sandwich!
Creedence: Aaahhh! Think about the cholesterol! Think about... THE TOXINS...!

Diana: Joshua, start singing. Come on, sing that song I like so much.
Joshua: I don't feel like singing, Mom!
Diana: Just sing.
Joshua: [singing] Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream...
Diana, Joshua: [both singing] Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily. Life is but a dream...

Joshua: We NEED Grandpa Seth here!
Holly: But how do we get him to come? By having a seance maybe?
Joshua: You're genius big sister!

Joshua: Don't tell me they ate him, Grandpa!
Seth: That's exactly what happened... with a voracity than has no equal on Earth!

Seth: These evil creatures can transform themselves into fleas-and-blood people whenever and however they want.
Joshua: You're making a mistake Grandpa. Who said they can? You should of said they could or what kind of fairy tale is it?
Seth: They can! They CAN! Goblins still exist! Your Grandpa Seth is telling you!

Seth: [Grandpa Seth's whole head only appears in front of Holly's reflection in the mirror, before the lights begin to flicker] Joshua! Joshua!
[dashes out her bedroom]
Holly: Ahhhhhh! Mom! Dad! Mom!
[banging vigorously on her parents' bedroom door]
Diana: [comforting Holly who is at this point panicking] What is it?
Michael: What's the matter?
Holly: I saw him!
Diana: Who? Who did you see?
Holly: Grandpa Seth!
Joshua: See, it wasn't me this time!

Joshua: [after the residents of Nilbog try to force-feed him a spoonful of magic ice cream filled with sap] I DON'T WANT TO!
Michael: [hearing Joshua's scream, dashing into the barn] STOP! What are you doing to my son?

Joshua: Grandpa! Grandpa Seth! Are you here?
Seth: [the lights begin to flicker and Grandpa Seth's whole head only appears in front of Joshua's reflection in the mirror] What happened?
Joshua: You were in the wrong room! Holly was sleeping there!
Seth: I still have to learn the layout of this house...