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: I don't want to have to eat you! Bud
: I don't want you to eat me either.
: Shaved-down pool nazis oiling up our women and swimming with them in an olympic-sized toilet.
: Hi, I'm Doyle. Bud
: And I'm Bud. Bud
: And when where not saving the environment, we're thinkin' of you, naked, thigh deep in tofu.
: 'Scuse me miss. Are you tired? Mimi
: What? Bud
: Are you tired? Mimi
: No. Why? Bud
: 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
: Excuse me, miss? Did it hurt? Mimi
: Did WHAT hurt? Bud
: When you fell from heaven. Did it hurt?
: What do you guys want out of life? Bud
: To die and come back as a leotard.
: We have to show the girls that we care about the environment, too. Doyle
: Do we? Bud
: Vazquez Lake? Doyle
: More like Vazquez crap hole.
[flash back of Bud And Doyle shaving a dog
: SHAVE THE POOCHIE POOCHIE! SHAVE THE POOCHIE POOCHIE!
: What about hands across America? Bud
: I had arthritis! Monique
: Farm aide? Doyle
: I had fleas! Monique
: The Save the Whales Campaign? Bud
: Salt water makes Doyle bloat...?
: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute! You guys aren't one of those freaky cults are you? Y'know, who dance naked and you want us to take off our clothes and feed us special punch? Falkner
: ...No... Bud
: Damn! We were so close.
: Alright people, stay with the group and remember here at the bio we're dependent on keeping homos balanced within the system!
: I propose that we plant these seeds and I know what your thinkin' "Illegal! Illegal!" but the value of purple sticky punch goes way beyond just tokin' it!
: And you're very, VERY good at it Stubs!
: First Frisky now this! All I know is someone's goin' down! Bud
: Whoa Doyle! Put the gun down, put the gun down stubs! We don't need evil right now, evil is not good!
: Dennis Hopper Blue Velvet, Oh I'm slutty Oh I'm slutty
: Free Mahi Mahi! Free Mahi Mahi!
: I'm a Sherman tank!
: Russel! How'd you get a job? Russell
: Fucking President Clinton. Doyle
: You had sex with President Clinton?
: We have chippies, We have chippies, we got lots of stuff to eat!
: Fly Mary Poppins, Fly! Supercalafragilisticexpialidocious! Young Doyle
: Can we do it again Squirrely?