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: I don't want to have to eat you! Bud
: I don't want you to eat me either.
: Hi, I'm Doyle. Bud
: And I'm Bud. Bud
: And when where not saving the environment, we're thinkin' of you, naked, thigh deep in tofu.
: Miss? If you were yogurt, would you be fruit at the bottom or stirred?
: Where'd you come from? Doyle
: My mom and the authorities are still trying to figure that out.
: I don't know you. Doyle
: I'm Doyle Johnson, you've seen me naked.
: We have to show the girls that we care about the environment, too. Doyle
: Do we? Bud
: Vazquez Lake? Doyle
: More like Vazquez crap hole.
: What about hands across America? Bud
: I had arthritis! Monique
: Farm aide? Doyle
: I had fleas! Monique
: The Save the Whales Campaign? Bud
: Salt water makes Doyle bloat...?
: I've never quit anything in my life except for Chinese calligraphy, my thesis: "Tuna and You - The Early Years", Kangaroo Anatomy, Toe Photography, booger sculpture and masturbation. Well, maybe not masturbation but give me a break it's the only thing I'm good at.
: First Frisky now this! All I know is someone's goin' down! Bud
: Whoa Doyle! Put the gun down, put the gun down stubs! We don't need evil right now, evil is not good!
: [geting out of the car to go into what he thinks is a Mall to pee
] Rip Van TinkleFest!
: Russel! How'd you get a job? Russell
: Fucking President Clinton. Doyle
: You had sex with President Clinton?
: Fly Mary Poppins, Fly! Supercalafragilisticexpialidocious! Young Doyle
: Can we do it again Squirrely?
: Leave Bud alone, mom! Doyle's Mother
: [holding Bud's head underwater
] I'm teaching Bud how to hold his breath underwater.
[pulls Bud's head out
] Doyle's Mother
: Much better, Bud! Now let's try for three minutes.