Doyle Johnson
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Doyle Johnson (Character)
from Bio-Dome (1996)

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Bio-Dome (1996)
Doyle: I don't want to have to eat you!
Bud: I don't want you to eat me either.

Doyle: Hi, I'm Doyle.
Bud: And I'm Bud.
Bud, Doyle: And when where not saving the environment, we're thinkin' of you, naked, thigh deep in tofu.

Doyle: Miss? If you were yogurt, would you be fruit at the bottom or stirred?

Mimi: Where'd you come from?
Doyle: My mom and the authorities are still trying to figure that out.

Jen: I don't know you.
Doyle: I'm Doyle Johnson, you've seen me naked.

Bud: We have to show the girls that we care about the environment, too.
Doyle: Do we?
Bud: No.

Bud: Vazquez Lake?
Doyle: More like Vazquez crap hole.

Monique: What about hands across America?
Bud: I had arthritis!
Monique: Farm aide?
Doyle: I had fleas!
Monique: The Save the Whales Campaign?
Bud: Salt water makes Doyle bloat...?

Doyle: I've never quit anything in my life except for Chinese calligraphy, my thesis: "Tuna and You - The Early Years", Kangaroo Anatomy, Toe Photography, booger sculpture and masturbation. Well, maybe not masturbation but give me a break it's the only thing I'm good at.

Doyle: First Frisky now this! All I know is someone's goin' down!
Bud: Whoa Doyle! Put the gun down, put the gun down stubs! We don't need evil right now, evil is not good!

Doyle: [geting out of the car to go into what he thinks is a Mall to pee] Rip Van TinkleFest!

Bud: Russel! How'd you get a job?
Russell: Fucking President Clinton.
Doyle: You had sex with President Clinton?

Young Bud: Fly Mary Poppins, Fly! Supercalafragilisticexpialidocious!
Young Doyle: Can we do it again Squirrely?

Young Doyle: Leave Bud alone, mom!
Doyle's Mother: [holding Bud's head underwater] I'm teaching Bud how to hold his breath underwater.
[pulls Bud's head out]
Doyle's Mother: Much better, Bud! Now let's try for three minutes.