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: Would you like to volunteer for the Volunteers for San Marcos?
: Have you ever been to Denmark? Fielding Mellish
: I've been, yes... to the Vatican. Nancy
: The Vatican? The Vatican is in Rome. Fielding Mellish
: Well, they were doing so well in Rome that they opened one in Denmark.
: May I ask... what do you do? Fielding Mellish
: I'm a products tester for a large corporation. I make sure products are safe and practical. Today I tested an exercise machine, and an electrically warm toilet seat for cold days.
: I love Eastern philosophy. It's... it's metaphysical, and redundant. Abortively pedantic. Nancy
: I know just what you mean!
: That's very wise, you know...? That's, I think, pithy. Nancy
: It was pithy. It had... great pith. Fielding Mellish
: Yeth. Pith.
: You don't have hostility to the male sex, do you? Nancy
: Oh, Women's Rights do not automatically mean castration.
[Fielding reacts with great pain, doubling over
] Fielding Mellish
: Oooh, don't say that word! Now I've got to walk around like this for two days! Nancy
: Oh, I know! You know, I'm the same way on that word "appendicitis". Ooh. Fielding Mellish
: Oooh, but "castration"...! Nancy
: "Castration", "appendicitis", either one!
: I love you, I love you. Nancy
: Oh, say it in French! Oh, please, say it in French! Fielding Mellish
: I don't know French. Nancy
: Oh, please... please! Fielding Mellish
: What about Hebrew? Nancy
: I have to tell you something, and I don't know how to break it. Oh, Fielding... Fielding Mellish
: Why? Is something the matter? Am I... am I... Have you seen X-rays of me?
: I want to go and work with pygmies in Africa... and I want to work with lepers in a leper colony. I don't think that you... Fielding Mellish
: I'm willing to... No, that's perfectly OK. I love leprosy! If that's what you're asking me... I'm perfectly willing to... I like leprosy, I like cholera. I like all the major skin diseases.
: You're immature, Fielding. Fielding Mellish
] How am I immature? Nancy
: Well, emotionally, sexually, and intellectually. Fielding Mellish
: Yeah, but what other ways?
: Can... can you, like, define the meaning of love? Fielding Mellish
: What do you... define... it's love! I love you! I... I want you in a way of cherishing your... your... your totality and your otherness, and... and in the sense of a presence, and a being, and a whole coming and a going in a room with grapefruit, and... and love of a thing of nature in a sense of not wanting or being jealous of the thing that a person possesses. Nancy
: Do you have any gum?
: I've read Kierkegaard. Nancy
: Oh, well, he's Danish. Fielding Mellish
: Yes... he would be the first to admit it.