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: If I don't shoot someone soon, I'm gonna forget how.
: We have a die-hard situation developing in the kitchen. Leonard
: What's happening? Henry Desalvo
: Well, either he's going to whack 'em with a rolling pin or bake him a cake. I don't know. Could go either way with this crew.
[In the Jolly Jackal Russian's bar; Leo is holding a baseball bat
: Out! Snake
: [about Puggy
] He broke my ankle! Leonard
: I break your head!
[Henry and Leonard are stuck in the middle of a big traffic jam, just right before the Airport Road
] Henry Desalvo
: We're gonna miss our flight. Leonard
: You see what the problem is? Henry Desalvo
: I don't know. There's some kind of commotion up there. There might be something about it on the radio.
: Look at this thing. He's the size of a Buick. Henry Desalvo
: She. Leonard
: She what? Henry Desalvo
: The mosquito is a she. Leonard
: How the hell can you tell that? Henry Desalvo
: Discovery channel. Only the female mosquito sucks your blood. Leonard
: Sounds like my ex-wife. "Bitch."
: [back at his table
] You go tell your employer it's gonna cost him another 10 G's apiece. His Boss
: Okay. But we want this finished as soon as possible. Henry Desalvo
: Well, believe me, we don't want to spend anymore time in this garden spot than we have to. Leonard
: Got that right.
Annoyed Sports Radio Host
: I'm looking for one brave Gators fan to call, just one. Oh so Gators fans talk trash all the time but when they play a game and lose nobody has the guts to call in? Leonard
: What are Gators? Henry Desalvo
: Football. College. Confused Sports Radio Call In
: I'm a Gators fan. Annoyed Sports Radio Host
: And what do you have to say? Confused Sports Radio Call In
: You said that Gators fans don't have the guts to call in. Annoyed Sports Radio Host
: Your point? Confused Sports Radio Call In
: My point is that I'm calling you now. Leonard
: [notices Snake and Eddie escorting Arthur wearing dark-colored pantyhose on their head
] Is that him? Henry Desalvo
: I think we got Gator fans.
: [during their second attempt to kill Arthur
] What's happening? Henry Desalvo
: Well, Moron #1 is tying up the family. Leonard
: So take the shot. Henry Desalvo
: I would, but Moron #2 just came back with a couple of Miami's Finest. Henry Desalvo
: [Henry notices Eliot in the kitchen
] Hold on a second. We have a Die Hard situation developing in the kitchen. Leonard
: What? Henry Desalvo
: There's a guy there in the kitchen. Leonard
: A guy? What's he doing? Henry Desalvo
: Well my guess is he's either gonna whack em' with a rolling pin or he's gonna bake em' a cake. I don't know. Could go either way with this crew. Henry Desalvo
: [sees Eliot grab Matt's water pistol
] Holy shit. Betty Crocker's got a squirt gun! Leonard
: Let me look! Henry Desalvo
: Forget about it. This is better than pay-per-view. Henry Desalvo
: [sees Eliot make the water pistol look like a real gun
] There goes the warranty, and here comes the Iron Chef.