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: Nina, this is my house, you work for me, and I want to suck your toes.
: This is my goddamn house! Monica Romero
: Yes, and these are my handcuffs, and if you don't cooperate, you'll be wearing my handcuffs in your goddamn house!
: [making an opinion on who might have shot his TV
] I'll tell you who did it. It's probably some goddamn kids. 'Cause these goddamn kids today, they all got goddamn guns, and they're all sniffing glue! Officer Monica Romero
: Any additional insights, Mr. Herk? Any information can help us to protect you. Arthur Herk
: I seriously doubt that you or any other member of the police force in this town could protect their own dicks with both hands. Officer Monica Romero
: Thank you for that observation.
Officer Monica Romero
: I'm not gonna arrest you, Matt, unless Mrs. Herk wants to press charges. Anna Herk
: Hey, kids. Arthur Herk
: I want to press charges! Cuff him! Officer Monica Romero
: My hands are kind of full right now, what with holding my dick and all.
: [to Eliot
] Now you and your shithead kid can get the hell out of here, and never come back. Eliot Arnold
: Thanks for everything.
: Oh, my God! She's coming to get me! Pat Greer
: The dog, Mr. Herk? Arthur Herk
: No! Her! Pat Greer
: Who? Arthur Herk
: You know! Her! Martha Stewart
: Herk, Herk, Herk! Herk! Arthur Herk
: Oh, my God, she knows my name... She knows everything! She's come to take my soul! Pat Greer
: Mr. Herk, this is important... Arthur Herk
: Please don't let her take my soul! Pat Greer
: What the hell's he talking about? Monica Romero
: I don't know. Alan Seitz
: How close did he get to that toad? Monica Romero
: Like face first. Alan Seitz
: Beufotin. Hell of a hallucination. He's gone and he's not coming back. Martha Stewart
: Make her stop! God in heaven! Make her stop! She wants my soul! Martha Stewart
: Arugula! Arugula! Arrrrrrrrugula!
: [after his TV is shot
] I'll tell you who it was, it was these god damn kids. And these god damn kids, they all have god damn guns, and they're all sniffing glue! Monica Romero
: [getting annoyed
] Any additional insights, Mr. Herk?