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: Do you think someone's trying to kill your husband? Anna Herk
: God, I hope so!
: Arthur Herk. One of the few Floridians who was NOT confused when he voted for Pat Buchanan.
: I hope you're not gonna give me a ticket for this. Officer Walter Kramitz
: If I don't see them, I don't write them.
: Strip poker. Strip poker. Now, that's a good game.
[Grabs a squirt gun away from Matt
] Eliot Arnold
: This is a stupid game. Matt Arnold
: Dad, no offense, but only a moron would mistake that for a real gun. Eliot Arnold
: You could've been killed. And where's your partner in crime? Matt Arnold
: Andrew? Jenny Herk
: He ran the other way. Eliot Arnold
: Did anybody call the police?
: [to Eliot
] Now you and your shithead kid can get the hell out of here, and never come back. Eliot Arnold
: Thanks for everything.
: Let go of the suitcase! Snake
: The Kingpin will never let go of the Kingpin's suitcase!
: [on seeing Eddie out cold on the floor
] Eddie... get up! Get up, you lazy shit! Eliot Arnold
: [confronting Snake
] He's not lazy, he's unconscious.
: I hope they don't have a dog. Eliot Arnold
] As it turns out, the Herks did have a dog. His name was Roger and he was the random result of generations of hasty, unplanned dog sex.
: Dad, the goat kicked your Geo's ass. Eliot Arnold
: The car is a piece of shit, OK?
: [about his ad
] She should be bending over for maximum exposure. Eliot Arnold
: [thinks about it
] Maximum exposure...
: What *is* it that brings two strangers together so that one soul inhabits two bodies? Sometimes it's profound. Sometimes it's Fritos.