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: I'm a big pile of love today.
: It's my lot in life to be surrounded by beautiful women.
: [reading telegram from Trey MacDougal
] Charolette York was a wonderful wife -Stop- She did nothing wrong -Stop- Give her everything she wants -Stop- Seriously mother -Stop.
: [on the phone with Miranda
] Brady saw us having sex! Miranda
: And? Charlotte York
: He was looking at me, during -! Miranda
: Charlotte, he doesn't know what that is. He doesn't know where his nose is. Charlotte York
] Harry! Brady can't be anywhere near this conversation! Harry Goldenblatt
: I think it's too late, he just said, "Sex is dirty." Charlotte York
: That's not funny!
: Charlotte, you're so beautiful. Your skin is so soft, so smooth... Charlotte York
: And you... have a hard dick.
[at Bobby and Bitsy's wedding
] Samantha Jones
: Something tells me Bitsy's not *doing* Fine. Harry Goldenblatt
: And that's the bit of information she's been "von Muffling."
: [talking about his mother's insistence that he marry a Jewish woman
] Keeping tradition alive is very important to her. She lost family in the Holocaust. Charlotte York
: [makes a face
] Harry Goldenblatt
: What? Charlotte York
: Well, now I can't say anything because you've brought up... the Holocaust.
: Oh, I get it. We got kind of an ass-white couch situation here.
: [hearing the front door open
] Hi, honey. I'm a bad wife. I ordered Chinese. Harry
: I got something from China, too. They're giving us a baby. Charlotte
: What? How? Harry
: I guess God remembered our address. We get her in six months... and here she is.
[hands Charlotte a photo of the baby
: [smiling through tears
] That's our baby. I know it. That's really our baby!