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Charlotte York (Character)
from "Sex and the City" (1998)

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Sex and the City (2008)

Charlotte York: [to Big] I curse the day you were born!

Charlotte York: I always knew she'd marry Big.
Samantha Jones: You thought that after the second break up?
Charlotte York: Yep.
Miranda Hobbes: After the fifteenth?
Carrie Bradshaw: Ha ha, we broke up a lot.

Carrie Bradshaw: What makes you think something bad is gonna happen?
Charlotte York: Because! Nobody gets everything they want! Look at you, look at Miranda. You're good people and you two both got shafted. I'm so happy and... something bad is going to happen.
Carrie Bradshaw: Sweetie, you shit your pants this year. I think you're done.

Samantha Jones: Relationships aren't just about being happy. I mean, how often are you happy in your relationship?
Charlotte York: Every day.
Samantha Jones: Every day?
Charlotte York: Well, not all day every day but yes, every day.

"Sex and the City: The Catch (#6.8)" (2003)

[on trapeze-flying]
Charlotte York: I could never! I have the most terrible fear of heights.
Carrie Bradshaw: Well, I do not. You've seen my shoes.

Charlotte York: I'm having a Jewish wedding and I look like Hitler!

Charlotte York: Is it okay?
Anthony Marantino: Okay? You're Audrey Hepburn... owitz!

"Sex and the City: Where There's Smoke... (#3.1)" (2000)

Charlotte: You have Steve.
Miranda: I don't "have" Steve. There is no having of the Steve. We're friends.
Samantha: No, *we're* friends, but I don't put my dick in you.

Charlotte: [with a hangover] My hair hurts.

Charlotte: I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?
Miranda: Who? The White Knight?

"Sex and the City: Easy Come, Easy Go (#3.9)" (2000)

Charlotte: I proposed to myself.
Carrie: What?
Charlotte: Yes. I suggested he have a tomato salad, then I suggested we get married.
Carrie: Wait. What exactly did he say?
Charlotte: All righty.
Carrie: All righty? He said all righty? Now I'm thinking the upsetting thing isn't that you proposed, it's that you proposed to a guy that says "all righty".
Charlotte: Oh, Carrie, stop.
Carrie: All righty.

Charlotte: What am I going to tell my kids? "Well, Mommy really wanted to get married so she asked Daddy and Daddy said "All righty.""

"Sex and the City: The Ick Factor (#6.14)" (2004)

Carrie: [offscreen] The only thing harder than choosing a spot for your wedding when you hate weddings is choosing a wedding gift for your friend who hates weddings.
Charlotte: What about a guest book?
Carrie: There's gonna be like eight of us there. There's no one to keep track of. I can't believe Miranda is getting married.
Charlotte: [holds up heart shaped dish] This is pretty!
Samantha: Oh, she'll hate that. Too domestic.
Carrie: And too bridey.
Samantha: Yeah, let's try not to piss her off.
Charlotte: Maybe we should just buy her a stapler, wrap it in brown paper and just smear some dog poo on it! Think she'd be comfortable with that?
Carrie: Fine. We'll get the dish.

Charlotte: Samantha, you look so pretty today!
Samantha: Thanks. I have cancer.

"Sex and the City: Catch-38 (#6.15)" (2004)

Charlotte York: [on the phone with Miranda] Brady saw us having sex!
Miranda: And?
Charlotte York: He was looking at me, during -!
Miranda: Charlotte, he doesn't know what that is. He doesn't know where his nose is.
Charlotte York: [yelling] Harry! Brady can't be anywhere near this conversation!
Harry Goldenblatt: I think it's too late, he just said, "Sex is dirty."
Charlotte York: That's not funny!

[Carrie and Charlotte are in the park]
Carrie: The Russian doesn't want to have kids. Had one a long time ago. He's done.
Charlotte: Well, then, "dosvidanya" or however you say it.
Carrie: What? No! For you maybe, but not for me.
Charlotte: Don't you want to have the option?
Carrie: Well, yes. But it's my experience that men like him don't come along that often.
Charlotte: But we're 38! These are the years.
Carrie: Yes, I know, I've heard. I'm running out of time. I don't even have time to eat this cookie.
Charlotte: How is it?
Carrie: It's so good I forgot to have children.

"Sex and the City: I Love a Charade (#5.8)" (2002)

Charlotte: She can marry a gay guy but you can't marry an Episcopalian?

Harry: Charlotte, you're so beautiful. Your skin is so soft, so smooth...
Charlotte: And you... have a hard dick.

"Sex and the City: What's Sex Got to Do with It? (#4.4)" (2001)

Charlotte: Trey, I am tired of being married to your penis.

Charlotte: I don't think she's a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men.

"Sex and the City: Anchors Away (#5.1)" (2002)

Charlotte: Everyone knows you only get two great loves in your life.
Carrie: Everyone who? Where'd you get that?
Charlotte: I read it in a magazine.
Miranda: What magazine, "Convenient Theories for You Monthly"?

[Charlotte has just told the girls about a magazine article she read which said that a woman only gets two "great loves" in her lifetime]
Charlotte: So far I've only had one great love - Trey.
[to Miranda]
Charlotte: How many great loves have you had?
Miranda: Zero.
Carrie: Really? What about Steve?
Miranda: Steve's a friend, not a core-shaker.
Samantha: Well, I'm done with great love. I'm back to great lovers.
Miranda: [to Carrie] You?
Carrie: I refuse to define love in those limited terms
Miranda: [laughing] I had to!
Charlotte: Oh, come on Carrie! Aidan and Big!
[Charlotte pauses as she realizes what she just said. Carrie looks up at her]
Carrie: One, two. And according to you, I'm done!
Charlotte: No, no, it was a stupid article. It was at the dentist!
Carrie: No, no, no, no, too late now. You said it, it's over for me. "Here lies Carrie. She had two loves and lots o' shoes."

"Sex and the City: The Agony and the Ex-tacy (#4.1)" (2001)

Samantha: I masturbated to my priest... Friar Fuck!
Carrie: Okay, I think we're going to have to get Charlotte a crash helmet.
Charlotte: You have a priest?

Woman: Oh, what a beautiful wedding ring! Where's your husband?
Charlotte: Oh, um, he's not here. We're actually taking some time apart. We're separated - not legally separated, nothing legal, oh God no! We're just taking some time to figure things out. We got married really fast - love at first sight, didn't think it through. So now we're talking and trying to figure out what he - actually, we, he and I - really want. We love each other so much but that doesn't always mean a marriage is working does it? No, it does not. We had some problems. In the bedroom. but it was more about the fact that we got married so fast. So, now we're just talking and trying to figure things out - just talking, nothing physical. I think it's better if we just talk. So we are talking until we figure it all out. So, no, he's not here.
Woman: Oh, okay. I have to...
Woman: [to friend] Don't talk to her.

"Sex and the City: My Motherboard, My Self (#4.8)" (2001)

[Charlotte, on seeing the tacky floral arrangement at Miranda's mother's funeral]
Charlotte: They were supposed to say, "I'm sorry for your loss," not "You're dead, let's disco...”

Charlotte: Sex can still be great without an orgasm.
Samantha: That is such a crock of shit.
Carrie Bradshaw: She has a point.

"Sex and the City: Plus One Is the Loneliest Number (#5.5)" (2002)

Carrie: That's my call, can you hang on?
Charlotte: [the doorbell rings] No, I can't. That's the locksmith. Bunny's back.

Charlotte: The thing is... there are some things people don't admit because they just don't like the way it sounds. Like, 'I'm getting divorced.'
Carrie: I'm lonely. I am. The loneliness is palpable.

"Sex and the City: The Baby Shower (#1.10)" (1998)

Charlotte: [about an old friend taking the name she made up when she was 11] She stole my baby name!
Samantha: You bitch! Let's go home.

"Sex and the City: I Heart NY (#4.18)" (2002)

Charlotte York: Miranda has a son!
Samantha: Just what the world needs. Another man.

"Sex and the City: Sex and Another City (#3.14)" (2000)

Charlotte: My marriage is a fake Fendi. He can't even get it up.

"Sex and the City: The Domino Effect (#6.11)" (2003)

Charlotte York: Big is in town?
Carrie Bradshaw: Yeah, he's having a little heart thing done.
Miranda Hobbes: What, is he on the wait list to get one?
Carrie Bradshaw: No, and you're going to feel incredibly bad in a minute: he's here because he's having heart surgery.
Miranda Hobbes: Okay, I'm officially a monster, please continue.

"Sex and the City: Ring a Ding Ding (#4.16)" (2002)

Charlotte York: Carrie, I love you. But it is not my job to fix your finances. You are a thire-five-year-old woman. You have to learn how to stand on your own.

"Sex and the City: Ghost Town (#4.5)" (2001)

Charlotte: It's like we live in the Museum of Natural Ugliness!

"Sex and the City: Pick-A-Little, Talk-A-Little (#6.4)" (2003)

Charlotte York: Oh, good morning Mrs. Collier. I'm a Jew now. How are you?

"Sex and the City: The Perfect Present (#6.3)" (2003)

Charlotte: Doesn't that waiter look familiar?
Samantha: I fucked him.
Carrie: Oh. *That* guy.

"Sex and the City: Ex and the City (#2.18)" (1999)

Charlotte York: How could you not have seen The Way We Were?
Samantha Jones: Chick film.

"Sex and the City: Let There Be Light (#6.13)" (2004)

Charlotte York: When did it become fall?
Anthony: Somewhere between your ovaries and my boredom.

"Sex and the City: Drama Queens (#3.7)" (2000)

Charlotte: Allow me to get right to the point. After careful consideration, I have decided that this is the year I am getting married.

"Sex and the City: The Big Time (#3.8)" (2000)

Charlotte: Oh my God! Vagina weights!
Samantha: Honey, my vagina waits for no man.

"Sex and the City: Hot Child in the City (#3.15)" (2000)

Charlotte: [describing a sex fantasy with Trey] You pull me off my unicorn, you tear away my gossamer petticoats, and you put your schooner deep inside my Rebecca.

"Sex and the City: To Market, to Market (#6.1)" (2003)

Harry Goldenblatt: [talking about his mother's insistence that he marry a Jewish woman] Keeping tradition alive is very important to her. She lost family in the Holocaust.
Charlotte York: [makes a face]
Harry Goldenblatt: What?
Charlotte York: Well, now I can't say anything because you've brought up... the Holocaust.

"Sex and the City: The Post-it Always Sticks Twice (#6.7)" (2003)

Charlotte: Is it safe to buy pot from strangers?
Miranda: They're not strangers, they're our new friends with pot.

"Sex and the City: Bay of Married Pigs (#1.3)" (1998)

Charlotte York: I hate it when you're the only single person at a dinner party and they all look at you like you're a...
Carrie Bradshaw: Loser?
Miranda Hobbes: Leper.
Samantha Jones: Whore.

"Sex and the City: Attack of the Five Foot Ten Woman (#3.3)" (2000)

Charlotte: I didn't grow up in a naked house.
Carrie: Well I didn't either.
Charlotte: [laughing about a naked woman in the locker room] I bet she grew up in a naked house.
Carrie: She might still live in a naked house.

"Sex and the City: A Woman's Right to Shoes (#6.9)" (2003)

[complaining about her husband]
Charlotte: We have a tea bag situation.
Samantha: Oh honey, I totally understand. Just breathe through your nose.
[pause. All stare at Samantha]
Samantha: When you're sucking his balls.

"Sex and the City: Just Say Yes (#4.12)" (2001)

Trey: You're learning Chinese?
Charlotte: Well, just in case, I want to be able to speak to the baby.

"Sex and the City: The Cold War (#6.17)" (2004)

Charlotte: [when Charlotte's dog gets on heat at the dog show] I once won a junior-gymnastics meet when I had mine.
Anthony Marantino: It's a dog... what are you gonna do? Go find a teeny-tiny tampon?

"Sex and the City: Great Sexpectations (#6.2)" (2003)

[Charlotte is converting to Judaism]
Charlotte: Hello, My name is Charlotte York and I am interested in joining the Jewish faith.
Rabbi: Sorry, we're not interested.
[closes the door in her face]

"Sex and the City: An American Girl in Paris: Part Deux (#6.20)" (2004)

Charlotte: [hearing the front door open] Hi, honey. I'm a bad wife. I ordered Chinese.
Harry: I got something from China, too. They're giving us a baby.
Charlotte: What? How?
Harry: I guess God remembered our address.

"Sex and the City: Shortcomings (#2.15)" (1999)

[Charlotte York has just discovered that Samantha Jones has slept with her brother Wesley]
Charlotte: Is your vagina listed in the New York City guide books? Because it should be - hottest spot in town. Always open.

"Sex and the City: Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys (#1.4)" (1998)

Miranda Hobbes: If he goes up your butt, will he respect you more or respect you less? That's the issue.
Taxi Driver: [to Carrie] No smoking in the cab.
Carrie: Sir, we're talking up the butt. A cigarette is in order.
Samantha Jones: Front, back, who cares? A hole is a hole.
Miranda Hobbes: Can I quote you?
Samantha Jones: Don't be so judgmental. You could use a little back door.
Charlotte: I'm not a hole.
Carrie: Honey, we know.

"Sex and the City: Luck Be an Old Lady (#5.3)" (2002)

[a fat jerk want Miranda to leave a blackjack table when they're in Atlantic City]
jerk: Hey red, move your fat ass!
Carrie: What did you say to her?
Charlotte: Hey, her *ass*... isn't normally this big!
Miranda: Yeah, you're right. Thank you! My ass is this big because I just had a baby, you asshole.
Samantha: What's your excuse?
Carrie: Ya havin' triplets?

"Sex and the City: Oh Come All Ye Faithful (#1.12)" (1998)

Charlotte York: Is he a good kisser?
Samantha Jones: Oh, who the fuck cares? His dick is like a gherkin.