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: Who do you think is the murderer? Sidney Wang
: Must sleep on it. Will know in morning when wake up. Willie Wang
: But what if you don't wake up? Sidney Wang
: Then YOU did it.
: I don't hear nothin'. What do you hear? Sidney Wang
: Double negative, and dog.
: Did you see that? Willie Wang
: No. Sidney Wang
: Neither did I.
: Someone gone great trouble to make welcome guests not so welcome. Ring bell, please. Willie Wang
: Are you nuts, Pop? Someone's tryin' to KILL us! Sidney Wang
: Yes! Should make exciting weekend. Ring, please. Willie Wang
] I sure wish it was Monday morning.
: Here's the bridge, Pop. Doesn't look safe to me. Sidney Wang
: One way to find out. Drive across.
[gets out of car
] Willie Wang
: Aren't you gonna come with me? Sidney Wang
: Weight of two men may be too much for bridge. Willie Wang
: Then why do I get to drive the car? Sidney Wang
: 'Cause I smart enough to get out first.
: [driving across rickety bridge
] I don't think I'm gonna make it, Pop. It's gonna collapse. Sidney Wang
: Don't worry. Father find other way to house.
: Holy Shanghai!
: Why do I do all the dirty work, Pop? Sidney Wang
: 'Cause your mother not here to do it.
: Good night, Dad. Sidney Wang
: Should have adopted pussycat.
: [as they are about to leave Twain Manor
] ... I don't get something, Pop: WAS there a murder, or WASN'T there? Sidney Wang
: Yes: Killed good weekend. Drive, please.
: [cutting-room floor-scene on the foggy road, near the movie's end; as the Wangs are departing from Twain Manor, they pass a vintage car heading up TO the Manor. The other car is driven by Holmes and Watson
] ... I say, old boy! Could you possibly give us directions to - Hello, it's Mr. Sidney Wang! Sherlock Holmes
: [smoking his famous pipe
] Greetings, Mr. Wang. Sidney Wang
: Ah, greetings to you as well! You have something to ask, I believe. Directions to where? Doctor Watson
: Ah, yes! We've been "cordially invited to dinner and a murder," by a Mr. Lionel Twain. Willie Wang
: *Lionel Twain?* Listen, you guys don't wanna...! Sidney Wang
: [cutting him off
] Never mind him, please. Here - you go up this road, past bridge to "22 Twain." No can miss it. Doctor Watson
: Ever so much obliged. Good day, then!
[he and Holmes drive off
] Willie Wang
: I don't get it, Pop! Why didn't you just tell them it was all a ripoff? Sidney Wang
: Ah, let idiots find out for themselves! Drive, please.
: I don't get it, Pop. Who would hire a blind butler? Sidney Wang
: Very clever. How much he know he get paid?
: Excuse me, I was wondering if you've seen a white... Wang! Willie Wang
: A white wang?
: Look at invitation. What number of house? Willie Wang
: 2... 2... Sidney Wang
: Correct. 22 Twain's
[choo choo train, i.e., Lionel Train
] Sidney Wang
: house. Continue.