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: No hugging, dear. I'm British. We only show affection to dogs and horses.
: [Takes a bite of her eggs
] These eggs are positively glacial. When I run this house, senile servants will be the first thing to go. Clarissa
: You'd have to get around the old bat somehow. She'd never allow it. Jocelyn Dashwood
: [Enters the room
] Anyone seen my pruning shears? The *old bat* seems to have forgotten where she put them.
: [to Daphne
] Everybody's rooting for you to fail. That's what makes it fun.
: Sorry, did you just say you've known about this your whole life? Daphne Reynolds
: Yeah? Jocelyn Dashwood
: Good. Well, now we've got that settled... How about some tea and a nice piece of fruitcake? Henry Dashwood
: But your mother didn't feel I deserved the same consideration? Jocelyn Dashwood
] No to the fruitcake, then. Henry Dashwood
] How could she keep something like this from me? Glynnis Payne
: Excuse me, but what happened to the mistake theory we were operating on a moment ago? Daphne Reynolds
: [Daphne turns to leave
] Jocelyn Dashwood
: No, wait a minute, Ducky!