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Joanie Stubbs (Character)
from "Deadwood" (2004)

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"Deadwood: Full Faith and Credit (#3.4)" (2006)
Calamity Jane: Where would the stage be?
Joanie Stubbs: I dont know.
Calamity Jane: Yeah I don't know either.

Calamity Jane: Any fucking domicile but the graveyard suits me fine. Don't you worry about me. I got things taken care of over here.
Joanie Stubbs: I don't know either. But I do know you're welcome wherever I go.

Joanie Stubbs: I wish once I could care for those little ones. Just once instead of doin' what I did.

"Deadwood: Reconnoitering the Rim (#1.3)" (2004)
Al Swearengen: You do not want to be a dirt-worshipping heathen from this fucking point forward.
Al Swearengen: [Turns to Joanie] Pardon my French.
Joanie Stubbs: Oh, I speak French.

"Deadwood: Amateur Night (#3.9)" (2006)
John Langrishe: The blessed Miss Stubbs, whose bust is so very prominent in the mind's pantheon of the camp.
Joanie Stubbs: Some not 50 yards from us will put these of mine to shame.

"Deadwood: Plague (#1.6)" (2004)
Joanie Stubbs: Do you shoot craps?
Ellsworth: No, I don't - but I'm a lethally quick study.

"Deadwood: Childish Things (#2.8)" (2005)
Calamity Jane: Maybe I will have a fuckin' drink, just for sociability's sake, and 'cause I'm a fuckin' drunk.
Joanie Stubbs: Well, what's Your preference?
Calamity Jane: That it ain't been previously swallowed.

"Deadwood: Bullock Returns to the Camp (#1.7)" (2004)
Joanie Stubbs: Do you really think you're going to get out of here alive?
Flora Anderson: I'm gonna give it a god damn whirl!