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: Will you two be quiet? Calamity Jane
: Not only will we not be quiet, you frog-faced fuck. I'm gonna take this stick, and drag it back and forth across the bars of your cell.
[Jane gets up and does so
] Hugo Jarry
: I am not a prisoner. I am in protective custody. Calamity Jane
: In care of a deputy deputized by the deputy sheriff, who orders you to shut the fuck up!
[Jane hits the cell with the stick
: I'm thirsty. Calamity Jane
: Lie on your back, take aim and piss.
: Self-interest is immutable, but its dictates vary daily.