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: That's the ugliest cat I've ever seen. Joan
: She's an angel. Keenan
: She only has one eye. Joan
: Yeah, but it's her good one.
: What did I ever do to deserve you? Joan
: Usually that line is screamed at me by someone running out the door, not by someone standing in front of me and staying. It makes for a nice change.
: This may sound corny, but... you don't want me. I'm damaged goods. Joan
: So? We're all damaged goods.
: I can't stop thinking about you. Joan
: I love conversations that start with the guy saying "I can't stop thinking about you." Mind you I've never actually been on the receiving end of any of those conversations... Keenan
: Just looking at you makes me happy. Joan
: I have - I have to sit down.
[almost knocks over the chair sitting down
: When we're together, whether or not I show it, I just can't wait to hear the next words out of your mouth. But right now I need to ask you to do something for me. Joan
: Anything. Keenan
: Shut up.
: You're terrific, sensational really, but I'm not right for you.
: This... isn't anything. It's not anything now and it won't be anything ever. Joan
: WOW. Message received, end of date.
: You don't say much, do you? Keenan
: Does anyone when they're with you?
: My mind has an endless capacity for useless information.
: [to waitress
] I'll have a vodka martini, very dry, straight up. three olives, and... my sullen friend here will have... Keenan
: A Coke. Joan
: The poster boy for designated drivers will have a *Coke.*
: Hugh designs video games. Keenan
: Any I'd know? Hugh
: Uh..."Killer Golf" That was the last. Keenan
: Oh, man. That game was awesome! You have a hell of an imagination. Joan
: Hey, you owe me a dance. Keenan
: Just one? Joan