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: You were our Fred and Ethel Mertz! Katie Jordan
: Funny, we thought you were OUR Fred and Ethel Mertz.
: Marriage is the Jack Kevorkian of romance.
: It is physically impossible to French-kiss a man who leaves the new roll of toilet paper resting on top of the empty cardboard roll. Does he not see it? DOES HE NOT *SEE* IT?
: [to Katie
] But that's Ben - that's who you fell in love with. Katie, you are at 80 who you are at 8. People don't *change*!
: [to Ben
] People *change* over time - you've got to expect that. Ben, the only way a relationship works is if people grow and change together!
: It's not an affair. Theresa never had sex with him, they just kissed. Katie Jordan
: A kiss is an affair. Liza
: You think so? Katie Jordan
: Absolutely. Once you establish anything truly intimate with another person, even talking, it has to affect the person you're supposed to be the most intimate with. Liza
: But the crazy thing is that Theresa could fuck her husband. She just couldn't kiss him, I mean really kiss him. Rachel
: It's not so crazy. There have been times when I'm so angry at Stan that I could fuck him but I don't want that count on anyone near me. Katie Jordan
: A kiss can be so much more intimate than sex. Liza
: Yeah. Why is that? Rachel
: Because fucking means "yeah, yeah, I love you" but a kiss, a kiss means "I like you".