Wade Garrett
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Wade Garrett (Character)
from Road House (1989)

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Road House (1989)
Wade Garrett: This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint".

Wade Garrett: That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that.

Wade Garrett: [Eyeing the sign over the Double Deuce] The Double Douche!

Wade Garrett: I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead.

Wade Garrett: What's the matter? Still living in the past, aren't ya? We're a long way from Memphis.
Dalton: Memphis has nothing to do with it.
Wade Garrett: BULLSHIT. That dog won't hunt. I can't believe you're still draggin' that shit around with ya. It seems to me, you'd be a little more... philosophical about it. AND CUT IT THE FUCK LOOSE. You know, that fucking cu-... that *girl* never told you she was married. DID SHE? And when a man sticks a gun in yer face, you got two choices; you can die or you can KILL THE MOTHERFUCKER.

Doc: Is this the part where you tell me what a great guy your friend is?
Wade Garrett: Not hardly. This is the part where I tell you I want you for myself.
Doc: [laughs]
Dalton: Oh, yo. Whatever he's saying, you can be fairly sure it's a lie.
Wade Garrett: [giving Dalton a look and her a longer look] Don't bet on it.

Wade Garrett: You got a skinny little runt named Dalton working here?

Wade Garrett: [to Dalton after the fight with Wesley's men] Same town, new story, huh, pal? Let's get a beer.

Carrie: Who is that guy?
Cody, Band Singer at Double Deuce: Ladies and gentlemen... Wade Garrett.
Hank: Holy shit!
Wade Garrett: Exactly right.