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Melody Valentine (Character)
from Josie and the Pussycats (2001)

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Josie and the Pussycats (2001)
Melody: The walls are mushy!

Carson Daly: If I wasn't a key player in this whole conspiracy to brainwash the youth of America with rock music, we could totally date!
Melody: Ew, I would never go out with you!

Valerie: Okay, who else thinks that Fiona's a freak?
Melody: Oh my God, I'm so glad you said that, because as soon as you said her name, I got the most awful sensation. Like this ice-cold chill creeping up my spine.
Valerie: [pause] Oh, sweetie, that's cos you're sitting on the O.
Melody: [stands, looks round to see she had been sitting against the "O" in the ice sculpture of Fiona's name] Oh!

Josie McCoy: If I could go back in time and change everything back, I would!
Melody: That's really cool. If I could go back in time, I would want to meet Snoopy.

Alexander Cabot: Hey, I can't be everywhere at once!
Melody: Oh, wouldn't it be cool if you could, though? I could be in here... and the living room! I could be in the bathroom and the living room!

[their thoughts]
Josie McCoy: Look at them all staring at us. They think I shouldn't be here. That's totally what they're thinking.
Valerie: Look at them all staring at Josie. They think we shouldn't be here. That's totally what they're thinking.
Melody: [in song] If you're happy and you know it then you really ought to show it. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
[clap! clap!]

[Josie, Melody and Valerie listen to the song snippet they just recorded, now with subliminal messages]
Melody: I want a Big Mac!
Valerie: But, Mel, you're a vegetarian.
Melody: I know, but suddenly I want one!

Laughing Girl: Look! Skanky had a rock show, and nobody came.
Josie McCoy: Did you all coordinate before you left the house, or are you just wearing the same thing by accident?
Laughing Girl: At least we're not wearing stupid bunny ears.
Melody: They're not bunny, they're leopard. And they're not stupid, they're special. We're special.
Laughing Girl: Yeah... special ed.

Melody: That's so romantic!
Josie McCoy: Yeah... in a creepy, ironic sorta way!

Melody: Hello Alexandra, have you lost weight?
Alexandra Cabot: Bite me Bambi.

Les: We tried to warn you... The message on your mirror
Melody: That was you? Dujour was in my bathroom!

Fiona: Wyatt, show these lovely girls what we have for them this evening.
[Wyatt opens the curtain to reveal a car]
Melody: A car! Val, I won a car!
Fiona: No, you didn't win a car.
Melody: Oh my God, you won a car!
Fiona: Nobody won a car!

Melody: Carson says he's gonna kill me!

Josie McCoy: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when the going gets tough...
Melody: The tough make lemonade!

[Carson Daly is about to kill both Melody and Valerie on a mock-up of the TRL set]
Melody: I thought this was supposed to be "Total Request Live"!
Carson Daly: Actually, this is more like "Total Request DEAD"!
[Carson picks up a baseball bat and swings it towards Melody and Valerie]

Melody: I think when somebody said, "This is the life," this is what they were talking about.
Valerie: Private Plane!
Josie McCoy: Record deal!
Melody: Coasters!

Melody: Ooh, more coasters!

Josie McCoy: I swear on my bus pass?
Melody: I swear on my bus pass!
Valerie: I swear on my bus pass!