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: The walls are mushy!
: If I wasn't a key player in this whole conspiracy to brainwash the youth of America with rock music, we could totally date! Melody
: Ew, I would never go out with you!
: Okay, who else thinks that Fiona's a freak? Melody
: Oh my God, I'm so glad you said that, because as soon as you said her name, I got the most awful sensation. Like this ice-cold chill creeping up my spine. Valerie
] Oh, sweetie, that's cos you're sitting on the O. Melody
: [stands, looks round to see she had been sitting against the "O" in the ice sculpture of Fiona's name
: If I could go back in time and change everything back, I would! Melody
: That's really cool. If I could go back in time, I would want to meet Snoopy.
: Hey, I can't be everywhere at once! Melody
: Oh, wouldn't it be cool if you could, though? I could be in here... and the living room! I could be in the bathroom and the living room!
] Josie McCoy
: Look at them all staring at us. They think I shouldn't be here. That's totally what they're thinking. Valerie
: Look at them all staring at Josie. They think we shouldn't be here. That's totally what they're thinking. Melody
: [in song
] If you're happy and you know it then you really ought to show it. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
[Josie, Melody and Valerie listen to the song snippet they just recorded, now with subliminal messages
: I want a Big Mac! Valerie
: But, Mel, you're a vegetarian. Melody
: I know, but suddenly I want one!
: Look! Skanky had a rock show, and nobody came. Josie McCoy
: Did you all coordinate before you left the house, or are you just wearing the same thing by accident? Laughing Girl
: At least we're not wearing stupid bunny ears. Melody
: They're not bunny, they're leopard. And they're not stupid, they're special. We're special. Laughing Girl
: Yeah... special ed.
: That's so romantic! Josie McCoy
: Yeah... in a creepy, ironic sorta way!
: Hello Alexandra, have you lost weight? Alexandra Cabot
: Bite me Bambi.
: We tried to warn you... The message on your mirror Melody
: That was you? Dujour was in my bathroom!
: Wyatt, show these lovely girls what we have for them this evening.
[Wyatt opens the curtain to reveal a car
: A car! Val, I won a car! Fiona
: No, you didn't win a car. Melody
: Oh my God, you won a car! Fiona
: Nobody won a car!
: Carson says he's gonna kill me!
: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when the going gets tough... Melody
: The tough make lemonade!
[Carson Daly is about to kill both Melody and Valerie on a mock-up of the TRL set
: I thought this was supposed to be "Total Request Live"! Carson Daly
: Actually, this is more like "Total Request DEAD"!
[Carson picks up a baseball bat and swings it towards Melody and Valerie
: I think when somebody said, "This is the life," this is what they were talking about. Valerie
: Private Plane! Josie McCoy
: Record deal! Melody
: Ooh, more coasters!