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Fiona (Character)
from Josie and the Pussycats (2001)

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Josie and the Pussycats (2001)
Fiona: It's Mr. Moviefone. He does all our subliminal tracks.

Wyatt: Lisa, it's me. Wally. White-Ass Wally!
Fiona: [in shock] White-Ass Wally?

Fiona: How much do you weigh, Josie?
Josie McCoy: Um... 118?
Fiona: Ha! 115! I'm three pounds lighter then you! It's okay, though. I think you look great.
[Lisping]
Fiona: Tho pretty and popular.

FBI Agent Kelly: They'll never see it coming.
Fiona: [under her breath] And neither will you.
FBI Agent Kelly: I'm sorry. What was that?
Fiona: [after long pause] Huh? What?
FBI Agent Kelly: You just said something.
Fiona: No, I didn't.
FBI Agent Kelly: Yes, you did.
Fiona: No, I didn't.
FBI Agent Kelly: Yes you did. I said, "They'll never see it coming," and you said, "And neither will you."
Fiona: [dumbly] I did?
FBI Agent Kelly: We all heard you.
Fiona: Oh... what I meant to say was: "And neither will you guys." Meaning the teenagers. I was just emphasizing my point.
FBI Agent Kelly: Oh, okay.
Fiona: [under her breath] That was close.
FBI Agent Kelly: What was that?
Fiona: I was going to say: "That was close to being a really nice moment between the two of us."

Fiona: Wyatt, show these lovely girls what we have for them this evening.
[Wyatt opens the curtain to reveal a car]
Melody: A car! Val, I won a car!
Fiona: No, you didn't win a car.
Melody: Oh my God, you won a car!
Fiona: Nobody won a car!

Fiona: Oh I am starved!
[eats one potato chip]
Fiona: I'm such a pig!

Fiona: You can kiss my cellulite-free ass for all I've done for you!