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Meg (Character)
from "Supernatural" (2005)

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"Supernatural: Goodbye Stranger (#8.17)" (2013)
Meg: Why are you so sweet on me, Clarence?
Castiel: I don't know. And I still don't know who Clarence is.
Meg: Would it kill you to watch a movie, read a book?
Castiel: A movie, no. But with a book with the proper spells - yeah, it could, theoretically, kill me.

Castiel: [bandaging Meg's wrist] These wounds have festered.
Meg: [winking at him] You really do know how to make a girl's nethers quiver, don't you?
Castiel: I am aware of how to do that.
[pause]
Castiel: Although it doesn't usually involve cleaning wounds.
Meg: Why are you so sweet on me, Clarence?
Castiel: I don't know... And I still don't know who Clarence is.

Meg: So, your noodle's back in order?
Castiel: Yeah, my... noodle remembers everything. I think it's a pretty good noodle.
Meg: Really?
[with a suggestive look]
Meg: You remember everything?
Castiel: ...If you're referring to the Pizza Man... Yes, I remember the Pizza Man. And it's a good memory.

Meg: You ever miss the apocalypse?
Castiel: No, why would I miss the end of times?
Meg: I miss the simplicity. I was bad, you were good, life was easier. Now it's all so messy. I'm kinda good - which sucks - and you're kinda bad - which is actually all manner of hot!
[pause; Cas looks at her quizzically]
Meg: We survive this...
[seductively]
Meg: I'm gonna order some pizza and we're gonna move some furniture around, you understand?
Castiel: [shaking his head] No, I... I...
[pause; Meg raises her brows suggestively]
Castiel: Wait, actually... yes, I...
Dean Winchester: [abruptly walking into the room] Alright! Let's roll, campers!

Dean Winchester: What, now you trust Meg?
Meg: Hey, I got you this far.
Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester: Shut up, Meg.

Sam Winchester: I'm fine.
Dean Winchester: No, you're not fine. You haven't been fine since the first trial. That's why I called Cas.
Meg: Trial?
Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester: Shut up, Meg.

Meg: Wait, hold on. There's one part I don't understand. You hit a dog and stopped. Why?
Sam Winchester: That whole story... and *that's* your take away?


"Supernatural: Shadow (#1.16)" (2006)
Dean Winchester: Ahem!
Meg: Dude, cover your mouth.

Meg: Guys. Hiding is a little bit childish, don't you think?
Dean Winchester: [to Sam] Well that didn't work out like I'd planned.

Dean Winchester: You trapped us. Good for you. It's Miller time. Why don't you kill us already?
Meg: Not very quick on the uptake, are we? This trap isn't for you.
Sam Winchester: Dad. It's a trap for Dad.
Dean Winchester: Oh, sweetheart. You're dumber 'n you look. 'Cause even if Dad was in town, which he is not, he wouldn't walk into somethin' like this, he's too good.

Sam Winchester: Why're you doin' this Meg? What kinda deal you got worked out here, huh? And with who?
Meg: I'm doing this for the same reasons you do what you do. Loyalty. Love. Like the love you had for mommy, and Jess.
Sam Winchester: Go to hell.
Meg: Baby I'm already there.

Meg: Oh and I met what's his name, something Michael Murray at a bar.
Sam Winchester: [after a beat] Who?
Meg: It doesn't matter.

[Dean and Sam are tied up]
Sam Winchester: [to Meg] This, the whole thing was a trap. Running into you at the bar, following you here, hearing what you had to say. It was all a set-up, wasn't it?
[Meg grins]
Sam Winchester: And that the victims were from Lawrence?
Meg: Doesn't mean anything. It was just to draw you in, that's all.
Sam Winchester: You killed those two people for nothing.
Meg: Baby I've killed a lot more for a lot less.


"Supernatural: Caged Heat (#6.10)" (2010)
Dean Winchester: [Sam and Dean wake up tied to chairs facing one another] What now?
Sam Winchester: I think I know who you can ask.
Dean Winchester: [Looks over his shoulder] Evil bitch.
Meg: Keep sweet-talking me; this could go a whole new direction.
Dean Winchester: Meg. I've been dying to see you again.
Meg: Well, here I am, big boy. So what should we do now?
Dean Winchester: How 'bout I rip you to shreds?
Meg: Kinky, I like. But a little Q n' A first if you don't mind. Now where's your boss?

Meg: I'll hold off the dogs.
Dean Winchester: Well, how are you gonna do that exactl - -
[Meg pulls Castiel into a kiss and reaches into his trench coat. They pull apart, and Castiel spins Meg around, pushes her against the wall, and kisses her again]
Meg: [Almost dreamily] What was that?
Castiel: [Looks at Dean and Sam, who are dumbfounded] I learned that from the pizza man.
Meg: Well, A plus for you. I feel so... clean.

Crowley: [Realizing he is stuck in a demon trap] So, do what to I owe the reach around?
Meg: [Meg walks in] Crowley.
Crowley: Whore.

Castiel: [Sees Meg and the demons that he, Sam and Dean will be working with] Why are we working with these...
[like a dirty word]
Castiel: abominations?
Meg: Keep talking dirty, makes my meat-suit all dewy.

Meg: [Strapped to a metal bed being tortured with the demon knife] You know, you're sticking that thing in all the wrong places.
Christian Campbell: Really? You sure were squealing.
Meg: Knock yourself out. It's a host body. Some girl from Sheboygan, moved to LA to be an actress. It's probably not even the worst thing that ever happened to her.
[Meg screams as Christian continues torturing her with Ruby's knife, then suddenly starts laughing]
Christian Campbell: What are you laughing at?
[Dean appears behind him, grabs the knife out of his hand and stabs him in the back]
Meg: Dean Winchester's behind you, meatsack.


"Supernatural: Survival of the Fittest (#7.23)" (2012)
Crowley: Castiel. When last we spoke, you, well, enslaved me. I'm confused. Why aren't you dead?
Castiel: I... don't know.
Crowley: Well, you want to be? 'Cause I can help with that.
Dean Winchester: All right, enough.
Crowley: It's enough when I say. I came here to help you. I've found out you've been lying to me, harboring an angel, and not just *any* angel - the one angel I most want to crush between my teeth.
Meg: Oh, so you can crush angels now, huh?
Crowley: You bore me. You know that? You have no sense of poetry.

Meg: Nice, you scared off the Empire's only hope.
Dean Winchester: Meaning?
Meg: It occur to you every one of those things was in Cas? He knows them. He can see past the meat suits.
Sam Winchester: So, he'll be able to spot the real... fake Dick Roman.
Meg: Gold star, sugar pants. Too bad he's fruit loops. You might've a chance.

Meg: [kills off Leviathans] Later, ho nuggets.

Meg: You deal with him. I can't anymore.
Dean Winchester: You might want to be more specific.
Meg: I was laying low halfway across the world when Emo Boy pops up out of nowhere and zaps me right back here.
Dean Winchester: Why?
Meg: Go ask him. He was *your* boyfriend first.


"Supernatural: Devil's Trap (#1.22)" (2006)
Dean Winchester: Where's our father, Meg?
Meg: You didn't ask very nice.
Dean Winchester: Where's our father, bitch?
Meg: Jeez. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Oh, I forgot... You don't.

Meg: That's kind of a turn on, you hitting a girl.
Dean Winchester: You're no girl.

Meg: An exorcism. Are you serious?
Dean Winchester: Oh, we're going for it, baby. Head spinning, projectile vomiting, the whole nine yards.

Meg: He begged for his life with tears in his eyes. He begged to see his sons one last time. That's when I slit his throat.
Dean Winchester: For your sake, I hope you're lying. 'Cause if it's true, I swear to *God* I will march into hell myself, and I will slaughter each and every one of you evil sons of bitches, so help me God.


"Supernatural: Salvation (#1.21)" (2006)
Meg: [to Pastor Jim] The other day I met this man. A nice guy, you know? And we had a really good chat, sort of like this. Then I slit his throat and ripped his heart out through his chest. Does that make me a bad person?

Meg: John, you made it. Too bad, really, I was hoping to kill more of your friends.
John Winchester: Sorry to disappoint you.
Meg: I can see where your boys get there good looks. But considering what they say about you, I thought you'd be taller.
Meg: Well aren't you a chatty one. You want to get down to business.
Meg: Fine, why don't you hand over the gun?
John Winchester: If I give you the gun, how the hell do I get out of here?
Meg: Well if your as good as they say you are, I'm sure you'll figure something out.
John Winchester: How about I just shoot you?
Meg: You wanna shoot me baby, shoot me, there's more where I came from.
[Other demon appears from doorway]
John Winchester: Who's he?
Meg: He's not nearly as much fun as I am I can tell you that. So I suggest you give us the gun. Now.
[John hands Meg the fake gun]
Meg: This is the colt? What do you think?
[Meg hands the gun to the other demon]
Meg: [He observes it then shoots Meg with it] You shot me! I can't believe you just shot me!
Demon: It's a fake!
[Demon tosses the gun away]
Meg: Your dead, John. Your boys are dead.
John Winchester: I never used the gun, how would I know it wouldn't work?
Meg: Oh, I am so not in the mood for this. I've just been shot!
John Winchester: Well, then I guess your lucky the gun wasn't real!
Meg: [Sarcasm] Oh that's funny Jonh! I'm gonna strip the skin from your bones, now that was funny!

Meg: Holy water John... real cute!


"Supernatural: Scarecrow (#1.11)" (2006)
Sam Winchester: You trust shady van guy and not me?
Meg: [smiles] Definitely!

Sam Winchester: [On the phone] You know, if you're hinting you need my help, just ask.
Dean Winchester: I'm not hinting anything. Actually, uh... I want you to know... I mean, don't think...
Sam Winchester: Yeah. I'm sorry too.
Dean Winchester: Sam. You were right. You gotta do your own thing. You gotta live your own life.
Sam Winchester: You serious?
Dean Winchester: You've always known what you want. And you go after it. You stand up to Dad. And you always have. Hell, I wish I... Anyway, I admire that about you. I'm proud of you, Sammy.
Sam Winchester: I don't even know what to say.
Dean Winchester: Say you'll take care of yourself.
Sam Winchester: I will.
Dean Winchester: Call me when you find Dad.
Sam Winchester: [sadly] Ok. Bye, Dean.
[They hang up. Meg wakes up and sits next to Sam]
Meg: Who was that?
Sam Winchester: My brother.
Meg: What'd he say?
Sam Winchester: Goodbye.


"Supernatural: Abandon All Hope (#5.10)" (2009)
Castiel: You seem pleased.
Meg: We're gonna win! Can you feel it? You cloud-hopping pansies lost the whole damn universe! Lucifer's gonna take over Heaven! We're goin' to Heaven, Clarence!
Castiel: Strange. Because I heard a different theory from a demon named Crowley.
Meg: You don't know Crowley.
Castiel: He believes Lucifer is just using demons to achieve an end. And then, once he does, he'll destroy you all.
Meg: You're wrong. Lucifer is the father of our race. Our creator. Your God might be a dead-beat but mine, mine walks the Earth.
[the last bolt comes out, the pipe falls, knocking Meg into the circle with Castiel, Castiel tries to smite her but can't, Meg laughs]
Meg: You can't gank demons, can you? You're cut off from the home office and you ain't got the juice. So what *can* you do, you impotent sap?
Castiel: I can do this.

Castiel: [as he telekinetically loosens bolts on an overhead pipe] You seem pleased.
Meg: We're gonna win! Can you feel it? You cloud-hopping pansies lost the whole damn universe! Lucifer's gonna take over Heaven! We're goin' to Heaven, Clarence!
Castiel: Strange. Because I heard a different theory from a demon named Crowley.
Meg: [suspicious] You don't know Crowley.
Castiel: He believes Lucifer is just using demons to achieve an end. And then, once he does, he'll destroy you all.
Meg: [uncertain] You're wrong. Lucifer is the father of our race. Our creator. Your God might be a dead-beat but mine, mine walks the Earth.
[the last bolt comes out, the pipe falls, knocking Meg into the circle with Castiel, Castiel tries to smite her but can't, Meg laughs]
Meg: You can't gank demons, can you? You're cut off from the home office and you ain't got the juice. So what *can* you do, you impotent sap?
Castiel: I can do this.
[he flings her down on the flames, uses her body as a bridge to escape]


"Supernatural: The Born-Again Identity (#7.17)" (2012)
Castiel: This silence is very uncomfortable. Is there something I should know?
Meg: I don't know. Dean?
Dean Winchester: No. Meg has that effect. Awkward. You know?
Castiel: That must be difficult for you.
Meg: Dean's making a joke, Emanuel.
Castiel: Oh.


"Supernatural: Reading is Fundamental (#7.21)" (2012)
Meg: He's been like the naked guy at the rave ever since he woke up. Totally useless.
Castiel: Will you look at her? My caretaker. All of that thorny pain. So beautiful.
Meg: We've been over this. I don't like poetry. Put up or shut up.