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: Excuse me, who are you? Ruthie
: That's none of your business. Campbell Morris
: Don't worry, she's nobody. Ruthie
: Yeah, I'm nobody. I'm just the idiot who's still waiting for a return on my Internet investment.
[to Campbell Morris
: What did you call it? Bleed-Me-Dry.com?
: When you are old enough to rent a car, we can talk about your role as my stepmother.
: Nice party, Dorothy. Dorothy Wheeler
: It blows! Adam Carr
: [to Kate Davies
] Is everything okay? Dorothy Wheeler
: [obviously angry
] Oh, yes! Everything's fine, it's just that men SUCK! But, that's no offense to you, Adam. Adam Carr
: None taken.
: Come on Kate! You've always been the popular one, and Shelley was always the brainy one, and Lily was the fun one, and Paige was the sexy one, and I was the big, fat one! And as far as you're concerned, that's exactly the way that it is. Well, you know what? Screw all of you!
[Dorothy reads her Valentine
] Dorothy Wheeler
: Roses are red, Violets are Blue, They'll need dental records to identify you.
: Oh, get your hands off me, you mail order bride from HELL!
: [about Campbell
] He loves me. Ruthie
: He loves your trust fund. Trust me.
: Who's your friend? Dorothy Wheeler
: His name's CampbeII. I met him at yoga and he's off-Iimits. So let my dad know he's staying here for a few days. Kim Wheeler
: Is he the reason you're always spending your time on the treadmiII? Dorothy Wheeler
: Kim, you're not my girIfriend and you're not my mother. Kim Wheeler
: I'm just taking an interest in your Iife Dorothy. You know, as your stepmom. Dorothy Wheeler
: When you're oId enough to rent a car, we can discuss your roIe as my stepmother. In the meantime,don't taIk about my sex Iife. Kim Wheeler
: You? Have a sex life? Dorothy Wheeler
: Yeah, I do. But I don't charge by the hour Iike you. Kim Wheeler
: How dare you? Dorothy Wheeler
: Oh! Get your hands off me, you maiI-order bride from heII!