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[Earl is trying to reach for the keys in his car and Hank is walking up to him
: Need some help? Earl
: Are you asking me if I need some help or am I stealing this car? Hank
: Are you stealing this car? Earl
: Does it look like I'm stealing this damn car? Hank
: A little bit. Earl
: Why, 'cause I'm black? If you saw a white guy doing this you'd give him a reward. Hank
: Let me see your license. Earl
: I ain't showin' you a damn thing! This is my car and I didn't do anything wrong. You owe me an apology. Hank
: You're in dangerous grounds here, bub, I'd be careful what comes out of your mouth next! Earl
: Oh, you want to hear what comes out of my mouth next? You're... a... fucking... pig!
[Hank is mad at Earl
: You got something in your teeth. Earl
: Where, here or here?
[Hank punches Earl
: Do you actually believe the crap that comes out of your mouth? Earl
: I'm not really sure until I'm finished talkin'.
: This is a beer keg. It doesn't make any sense. Earl
: It makes sense when you put together the pieces. Hank
: What pieces? Earl
: It's obvious. The CIA, they're smuggling alcohol into the inner city in an effort to further subjugate the black man.
: What the problem is?
: Your partner got killed. You lost your job. You went to jail. Your girlfriend walked. You got a job as a security guard at a hundred and eighty-two dollars a week. You know what you are, Hank? You're a black man.
: I thought I shot you. You must be one tough monkey. Earl
] You and the monkey jokes, huh? Didn't your momma teach you any manners while you were humpin' her?
: [after firing two shots an an old lady's car, making it skid to a halt
] Ma'am, you may now, reprocure, your vehicle.
[the car instantly explodes
: This isn't the first time I was arrested for DWB. Detective Frank McDuff
: DWB? Earl
: Driving While Black.
: Do you know how to hot wire a car? Earl
: what, you think because i'm black I can hot wire a car Hank
: Well can you? Earl
: Yeah! but not because I'm Black