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: Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty. Sassy
: "Here, kitty kitty kitty." Not on your life, chubby. Fat Guy
: Here, kitty kitty. Here, kitty. Here, kitty kitty kitty. Sassy
: No, dummy dummy dummy dummy.
[Chance sees a porcupine, but he doesn't know what it is
: What is that? Chance
: I don't know. It's probably a squirrel having a really bad hair day.
: Like my mother always said, curiosity killed the dog.
: I thought you were gonna stay, pup. Chance
: Yeah, but I thought I should come along, in case you two needed protection. Sassy
: My hero! Guess I'm gonna have to stare at YOUR butt the whole way.
: It's like I said all along, poopsie: cats rule and dogs drool. Chance
: Get a life. Get nine of 'em. Sassy
: But it's true. Cats are smarter than dogs, and more attractive... and we don't drink from the toilet!
[Chance is chewing on an old boot
: Do you have any idea where that's been? Chance
: Yeahhh. That's why I like it. You want some? Sassy
: I'm not really into leather.
: You just woke me up from a very deep catnap. Chance
: What's the matter, Sassy? Get up on the wrong side of the litter box? Sassy
: Even a great beauty needs her beauty sleep! Chance
: Beauty sleep? You'd have to sleep for, like, a month!
: [seeing a poop
] Wow! That's as big as Sassy! Sassy
: Thanks, precious. Chance
: Only it smells better! Sassy
: At least I don't roll in it like some species!
: Up and at 'em, you two. I found our breakfast. Chance
: Good, I hope it's garbage Shadow
: No, even better. Sassy
: With you two gourmets, I can just imagine Chance
: Well fine, just sit here and diet. Sassy
: Are you calling me fat? Chance
: Course not, for a hippopotamus!
[Runs into a tree
: I meant to do that! Sassy
: Ha ha! Serves you right.
: [chased by the fat guy
] This way, Thunder Butt.
1st Dog at Pound
: Hey, kitty! 2nd Dog at Pound
: Yeah! Shake that tail, baby! Sassy
: I don't believe it. Cat calls.
: [the animals are re-united and running towards each other
] My Boys! My Boys! Chance
: Sassy! Sassy! Sa...
[nearly steps in a hole
: Whoa, gopher hole!
: Hungry? Sassy
: No. Hope Burnford
: But it's shrimp. You like shrimp. Sassy
: Yeah, well, I've still got those four pesky ounces still hanging on from last Christmas.
: [as Hope's giving Sassy a particularly tight hug
] Hope, sweetheart, Sassy can't breathe.
: [after Chance uses a see-saw to launch Sassy into the sandbox
] He threw me in the big litterbox!
: You want to shake a paw? Shake hands? Is that worth most of your food? All of your food? She doesn't even know how to shake right. You need training. Sassy
: You need the training. Chance
: Ah, great. And I suppose you know a better way? Sassy
: Yes. I'll get food by acting like I don't want food. Chance
: That's stupid. Sassy
: I'll prove it. Chance
: Oh, you don't have to prove it. I believe you're stupid.
: [seeing Chance eat greedily
] I feel I'm going to be sick
[as Chance starts eating her unwanted food
: Hey, now, *stop* it, that's *mine* Chance
: Yeah well, you snooze, you lose! Sassy
: Ugh! Canines!
: [eating a shoe and talking to Shadow
] Why don't you relax, Gramps?
[with mouth full
: Have yourself a shoe! Shadow
: [tuts in disgust
] Pups! Sassy
: Have you any idea where that's been? Chance
: Oh, yeah. That's why I love it
: I can't sleep. I'm too tired to sleep. And this place is scary. I don't like it here. It gives me the creeps. Sassy
: [trying to scare him
] Oooooooohh! Shadow
: Enough, Sassy. Now sleep.
: That was good, Sassy. A full stomach sure feels good. Chance
: Yeah, you sure do serve a lot better than we do. Sassy
] Excuse me.
: Thanks, precious Chance
: You're welcome, cupcake
: Oh, Chance. When will you grow up? That bear could've eaten you. Don't you realize how painful that would've been... for the bear?
[Chance is chewing apart an old shirt
: Chance, stop! The blouse is dead! Chance
: That's right! And I have to shred it into teeny, tiny little pieces and I...
: - I swallowed a button. Sassy
: Oh, what a shame... Too bad it wasn't a zipper! Chance
: Hey, you better beat it powder puff before I turn you into dog meat! Sassy
: Oh, is that any way to speak to a petite dewdrop... you big flat-faced butt-sniffer?
[Chance barks and chases Sassy
: [Finds Sassy sleeping on the ground
: Well, look who's down in the dirt with the dogs. Chance
: Morning, honey.
: Ugh! Dog breath! Blah!
: [barking at raccoon in a tree
: Oh, right! Like if you yap at it, it's going to come right down and ask you to eat it! Ha, pitiful!
: [after surviving the waterfall
] Was that my sixth life? I'll just say it was my fourth.
: It's a thing of beauty when Chance is on duty! Sassy
: Speaking of doody, I thought I smelled something
: This is the city. Only the strong survive. Sassy
: Oh, then you're a goner.
: Does the cat always have to be the brains of the operation? Beauty and brains. I never cease to amaze myself.
: Nothing smells worse than wet dogs.
: I welcome danger with open paws. Sassy
: And a constantly open mouth
: I'm going to hurt you.
: [after being dazed by Chance
] I'm going to hurt you.
: Ninty-nine cans of dog food on the wall, ninty-nine cans of dog food, EVERYBODY Chance
: [all join in
] If one of those cans should happen to fall, ninety-eight cans of dog food on the wall. Chance
: Cats only! Sassy
: I hate this song!
: Hurry, Chance! You don't want to miss dinner!
[Chance ignores her
: It's amazing! I mention food, and he doesn't even move!
: Sassy, do you hear a truck? Sassy
: No, Shadow. I see a truck!
: Well, this is it. Home sweet home. Hey, it's nothing fancy, but the price is right, and nobody bothers us, so you guys can stay as long as you like. Shadow
: Thanks, Riley. You're very kind. Sassy
: Right, if he's so kind, why doesn't he help us find that bridge? Shadow
: We can't leave until we find Chance. Sassy
: Why not? Shadow
: You know you miss him. Sassy
: Okay, I miss his stupid jokes, and his stupid face, and his stupid... stupidness. Shadow
: Oh, Sassy, stop it. Sassy
: And I'm stupidly starting to worry about him.
: [going down a slide
] Chance slides, and he's out of there! Shadow
: [following him down the slide
] Chance, you're gonna kiiiiiiiilll me! Sassy
: [following them down the slide
] Can someone tell me why I keep following Dumb and Dumber?
: I wasn't scared. I wasn't scared one wee little...
: ... bit. Sassy
[Sassy is in ametal tube that Chance has just rolled down the hill
: Who got me on this ride?