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Quotes for
Roland 'Rollie' Tyler (Character)
from F/X (1986)

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F/X (1986)
Rollie Tyler: [Rollie gets the drop on Mason after faking his own death] What's the matter? Forget why you hired me?

Rollie Tyler: [Andy has used movie smoke bombs to help break Rollie's truck out of the police impound lot] Jesus! What pots did you use?
Andy: The big ones!
Rollie Tyler: I said Hellraisers, not Killer Smoke!

Leo McCarthy: [Rollie has impersonated DeFranco to get his money out of a Swiss bank] Well, I'm gonna miss the job, but this should ease the pain somewhat. Well, Rollie me boy, you'll never have to put that shit on your face again.
Rollie Tyler: I don't know, Leo... it's hard for me to do anything else!

Rollie Tyler: [Rollie is riding in a backseat and realizes he's sitting on a plastic sheet.] Why all the plastic?
Lipton: I didn't want to get any stains on the seat.
Rollie Tyler: What stains?
Lipton: [points a gun at Rollie] I'm sorry, Rollie. No loose ends.

Rollie Tyler: [Mason grabs the Uzi Rollie has just set down] In this hand is the ammo for the gun. And this is Krazy Glue. A thousand and one uses. Now, a thousand and two.
[shoves him out the front door]

Ellen: How was I?
Rollie Tyler: You were great. Nobody dies like you.

Lipton: I've really admired your stuff since 'Vermin From Venus.'
Rollie Tyler: You saw that?
Lipton: Yeah.
Andy: That's the one that got him deported from Australia!

Ellen: Nobody cares about making movies about people any more. All they care about is special effects.
Rollie Tyler: [ironically] I'm gonna cry.

Rollie Tyler: Bok choi has great texture. Like alien flesh.

[Rollie finishes making a cast of DeFranco's head.]
Nicholas DeFranco: Is that it?
Rollie Tyler: We can do it again if you want to.
Nicholas DeFranco: Huh. Wise guy.

Ellen: How are you?
Rollie Tyler: I've been better.


"F/X: The Series: Vigilantes (#2.12)" (1998)
Roland 'Rollie' Tyler: This is Blue. He's a free-range, self-autonomous robot. He's capable of a variety of functions, from the most complex, to... well, he can start up my truck in the morning; and he does too - it's pretty cool.


F/X2 (1991)
Leo McCarthy: Rollie, tell me those aren't the real medallions.
Rollie Tyler: Yeah, I swithced 'em.
Leo McCarthy: Rollie you dumb bastard, the mob wasn't stealing them, they were returning them, to the Vatican.
Rollie Tyler: Nobody told me.


"F/X: The Series: House of Horrors (#2.6)" (1997)
Angela 'Angie' Ramirez: So, what do you think of the curse of the House of Horros now?
Roland 'Rollie' Tyler: I was an atheist. Now I'm an agnostic.
[after surviving nearly being crushed to death]
Angela 'Angie' Ramirez: That's funny, you seemed to be worshipping at the church of Our Lady of the Lovely Legs. And even after she broke your heart; 'Reverve Jeans, ah huhuhuh'. Your mic was on, romeo.
[mocking Rollie]


"F/X: The Series: Supernote (#1.14)" (1996)
Detective Leo McCarthy: Remember in 'Beverly Hills Cop', that banana gag? Do you have some kind of, ah, remote banana?
Roland 'Rollie' Tyler: Leo, I think we can do a little bit better than that, mate.