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: [Rollie gets the drop on Mason after faking his own death
] What's the matter? Forget why you hired me?
: [Andy has used movie smoke bombs to help break Rollie's truck out of the police impound lot
] Jesus! What pots did you use? Andy
: The big ones! Rollie Tyler
: I said Hellraisers, not Killer Smoke!
: [Rollie has impersonated DeFranco to get his money out of a Swiss bank
] Well, I'm gonna miss the job, but this should ease the pain somewhat. Well, Rollie me boy, you'll never have to put that shit on your face again. Rollie Tyler
: I don't know, Leo... it's hard for me to do anything else!
: [Rollie is riding in a backseat and realizes he's sitting on a plastic sheet.
] Why all the plastic? Lipton
: I didn't want to get any stains on the seat. Rollie Tyler
: What stains? Lipton
: [points a gun at Rollie
] I'm sorry, Rollie. No loose ends.
: [Mason grabs the Uzi Rollie has just set down
] In this hand is the ammo for the gun. And this is Krazy Glue. A thousand and one uses. Now, a thousand and two.
[shoves him out the front door
: How was I? Rollie Tyler
: You were great. Nobody dies like you.
: I've really admired your stuff since 'Vermin From Venus.' Rollie Tyler
: You saw that? Lipton
: Yeah. Andy
: That's the one that got him deported from Australia!
: Nobody cares about making movies about people any more. All they care about is special effects. Rollie Tyler
] I'm gonna cry.
: Bok choi has great texture. Like alien flesh.
[Rollie finishes making a cast of DeFranco's head.
] Nicholas DeFranco
: Is that it? Rollie Tyler
: We can do it again if you want to. Nicholas DeFranco
: Huh. Wise guy.
: How are you? Rollie Tyler
: I've been better.
Roland 'Rollie' Tyler
: This is Blue. He's a free-range, self-autonomous robot. He's capable of a variety of functions, from the most complex, to... well, he can start up my truck in the morning; and he does too - it's pretty cool.
: Rollie, tell me those aren't the real medallions. Rollie Tyler
: Yeah, I swithced 'em. Leo McCarthy
: Rollie you dumb bastard, the mob wasn't stealing them, they were returning them, to the Vatican. Rollie Tyler
: Nobody told me.
Angela 'Angie' Ramirez
: So, what do you think of the curse of the House of Horros now? Roland 'Rollie' Tyler
: I was an atheist. Now I'm an agnostic.
[after surviving nearly being crushed to death
] Angela 'Angie' Ramirez
: That's funny, you seemed to be worshipping at the church of Our Lady of the Lovely Legs. And even after she broke your heart; 'Reverve Jeans, ah huhuhuh'. Your mic was on, romeo.
Detective Leo McCarthy
: Remember in 'Beverly Hills Cop', that banana gag? Do you have some kind of, ah, remote banana? Roland 'Rollie' Tyler
: Leo, I think we can do a little bit better than that, mate.