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: I smell money.
: Can I tell you something? You won't get upset? Chris Pratt
: What? Lewis
: I don't think you should go home anymore.
: You know, here I am, sitting at home alone every night while you're out getting blown and God knows what else by Luvlee something, who probably has a friend, and what, you don't introduce me? Chris Pratt
: Lemons. That's what it is. Lewis
: That's what what is? Chris Pratt
: That's her last name. Lewis
: Luvlee Lemons? That's her name? Chris Pratt
: Well, it's her stage name. She's a performer. Or she was. Lewis
: Ah, and by stage I'm assuming you mean the kind with a pole? Chris Pratt
: What do you mean? Lewis
: Let's move on.
: Hello? Chris Pratt
: Are you OK? Lewis
: I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be? Chris Pratt
: Because the lights are on. They're up there, aren't they? Lewis
: Just get out of here.
[Gary hits Lewis and grabs the phone
] Gary Spargo
: Come on up here Chris, and let's talk about how we can figure this out.
: Where is it? Bone
: He says he doesn't remember. Chris Pratt
: Lewis, you OK? Lewis
] oh, I'm terrific. Gary Spargo
: Don't do this, Chris. Just tell me where it is. Chris Pratt
: I don't know where it is. Bone
: [after Chris racks a shotgun
] Oh, there's a comforting sound!
: Am I dead? I must be dead because no one's talking to me!
: [explaining how he went blind
] When I was about your age, me and some friends decided to make some money by opening up a meth lab. Luvlee
: Oh! Did you blow yourself up? Lewis
: Does it look like I blew myself up?
: What do you call a mushroom that walks into a bar and buys everyone a drink? Chris Pratt
: I don't know. Lewis
: A fungi.
: Start at the end.
: I get turned down more times than the beds at the Holiday Inn.
: [to Luvlee
] Please tell me you're not waving your hand in front of my face.
: Who exactly are these sandwiches named after? Lewis
: People I've admired. We could name one after you, if you wanted? Loan Officer
: Oh, no. No, I don't think that's necessary... Lewis
: Sure, sure why not? Loan Officer
: Well, that's very kind of you but... Lewis
: Come on! What's your first name? Loan Officer
] Reuben Lewis
: What's your middle name?