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: [Giving instructions to Miss Dinkelmeyer
] Gargle with old razor blades. Miss Fanny Dinkelmeyer
: All right, professor. I know you wouldn't want anything to happen to my throat.
: [to Larry
] Except to have somebody cut it. Larry
: How'd you like to be married to a dame like that? Shemp
: Don't even say that!
J.M. Benton, Justice of the Peace
: My new piano! Larry
: [shoving J.M. Benton out of the way
] Shut up!
: [to a woman in the hallway
] Say, Miss, would you like to get married? Woman in Hallway
: [taken aback
] What? Larry
: Get married? Woman in Hallway
: Well, I don't know, but you are kid of cute at that. Larry
] Oh, it's not me, it's him.
[points to Shemp, whose face is pressed up to the window of the phone booth. He makes an ugly face and has the phone cord in his mouth. The woman screams, then slaps Larry across the face, and walks off
: [after the phone booth's walls fall and Moe and Shemp fall out of it
: What happened? Moe
: That's what I want to know.
: [opens a top drawer, looks, then to Shemp
] Say, where are the towels? Shemp
: In the bottom drawer. Moe
: [shakes his head, then opens the bottom drawer, and pulls out a towel
] Ah, here we are.
[stands straight up, and puts his head through the bottom of the still open top drawer. He turns around slightly groggy and walks towards Shemp with the drawer still around him
: [to Moe, laughing
] Boy, you sure look funny wearing a buster brown collar. Moe
: [handing Larry the towel
] Hold that.
[Larry takes it, then Moe removes the drawer and puts it over Larry
: You do too!