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[after Carolyn explains to Jimmie the symbolism between flowers and vaginas
: I'm not interested in your goddamn vagina, all right? I just want to marry you!
: Just give me the damn symbolic vaginas. Marco
: You are sick!
: As my last surviving descendant, you have a sacred duty to pass on my genetic material. Jimmie
: That's a lovely sentiment.
[after Jimmie is rejected by his ex-girlfriend Stacey
: She's engaged. Marco
: Engaged, or married? Because if she's only engaged...
[Before Jimmie asks his ex-girlfriend Buckley to marry him
: OK, crunch time. Seventh game of the World Series. Bottom of the ninth. Two outs. Full count. It's our last chance. There's no tomorrow. Got it? Jimmie
: Four cliches ago.
: Time for desperate measures. What about my daughter? Jimmie
: Absolutely not! Roy O'Dell
: Why not? She's not good enough for you? Jimmie
: She's fifteen! Roy O'Dell
: Well, it's pretty late in the game for you to be Mr. Choosy.
: [to Jimmie
] Your birthday is soon, right? Like next week? Jimmie
: No, it's not next week. Marco
: Thank God. Jimmie
: It's tomorrow.
: [playing pool with Marco
] Stripes wins, I propose. Marco
: And solids? Jimmie
: I don't know. Fake choking on a piece of steak.