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: My father! You who died in childbirth!
: Kiss me quick! The Fool
: Yes!... where is your quick?
: Ah, 'tis the chastity belt that the jealous King hath fastened upon me that no one but he shalst have the goods of the body. The Fool
: Yeah, it's a pretty bad break for all of us at the Palace.
[the Fool standing next to the Queen in her bedroom
] The King
: [to the Queen
] Come, give me a kiss. The Fool
: 'Course, Milord - stick out your tongue.
: Before you know it, the Renaissance will be here and we'll all be painting.
: With most grievous dispatch I shall open the latch to get at her snatch!
[the King has caught the Fool hiding in the Queen's dress
] The Fool
: Hi Milord! You remember when you said if I was ever in town, I should look up your wife?
: Hark unto me! If my husband the King and my son the Doctor walketh near upon these paved paths and heareth what thou saist about copping a feel, thy life would not be worth a plugged nickel! The Fool
: But Madam, so beautiful do they lay there, one on either side! The Queen
: 'One on either side'? The Fool
: A matched set! The Queen
: That's the way they were made, Fool! Away with thee!
[She storms away knocking the Fool over
] The Fool
: I fell on my bells!