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: Where are your boob shirts?
[holds up Sarah's sweaters
: What? Carol
: Your *boob* shirts! Christine
: Don't worry, I brought some of mine!
: [Sarah is in the bath and not picking up the phone
] Sarah, it's me, Christine. Pick up. Come on, Sarah. I already talked to Dad. Sarah
: [sighs and answers the phone
] Who else knows? Christine
: No one. Sarah
: Come on, Carol has to know. Christine
: Why does Carol have to know? Couldn't I once know something before she does? Sarah
] She's there with you, isn't she? Christine
: No. Sarah
: Hello, Carol. Carol
: [small beat
] Hi, Sarah. I was telling Chris it's a shame I didn't know about this before because I would have called Uncle Chet. We could have doubled. Sarah
: Oh, no. This story is going to be immortalized into family history, isn't it? Told and retold at Thanksgiving dinner, year after year... Carol
: Oh, not just Thanksgiving. I think it's a good Christmas story to.
[both Carol and Christine laugh
: Bye guys. Christine
] Wait. Tell the truth. One a scale of one to ten how would you rate Dad as a date? Hot, super hot?
[Sarah hangs up
[Jake and Sarah are trying to buy some condoms because neither of them had any; Jake returns from a store to the car
: They're out! Sarah
: How can they be out? Jake
: I have a theory about this. Everyone in the city is having sex at the exact same time... except for us. But we will press on.
: That's what it was like when I met Sarah. Anyway that's what I Sarah
: I made you nauseous? Jake
: In a good way - I was lovesick. Sarah
] That was good, honey. title cards
: [in front of two dogs who played Mother Teresa
] No animals were harmed during the filming of this movie. title cards
: Though we were petted within an inch of our lives.
: Hello! Don't worry, it's just me. I'm in the kitchen. I filled your freezer again. There's now enough meat to feed every guy who answered your ad and still...
[Walks in from the kitchen and sees Jake
: Whoa. Sarah
: Jake Anderson, my sister Carol. Jake did, in fact, answer the ad. Jake
: Do I get my meat?
[Carol tosses him the meat
: You sure you don't want to come in, we just opened a bottle of wine. Sarah
: Oh I think I'd rather die, but thank you.
: I want to be in love. I want to wake up next to someone and see them smile, do the whole Sunday breakfast thing, go out and get the paper, stay in bed together all day.
: [Driving in search of condoms
] So this pre-school of yours, it's what? Traditional, developmental, Montessori? Sarah
: Yeah, yeah, all that. Drugstore!
: Hi, can I help you? Sarah
: Single chicken breast please. Deli Guy
: You know for an extra $0.75 cents you can get the whole fryer here. Two breasts, two thighs and a wing, today's special. Sarah
: Thank you, I don't know when I'd eat all that. Deli Guy
: It's just an extra $0.75 cents. Sarah
: It's not the $0.75 cents, I hate to see food go bad. Deli Guy
: Oh, we got a hundred recipes here. You can always cook 'em up freeze 'em and... Sarah
: Look, Listen to me mister! I'm divorced ok? I eat alone, usually standing over the sink, I don't want a bunch of chicken hanging around, ok? Thank you.