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: I hate my name. What kind of name is Jesus anyway? Jake Shuttlesworth
: It's biblical. Jesus Shuttlesworth
: Yeah, no kidding.
: Basketball is like poetry in motion, cross the guy to the left, take him back to the right, he's fallin' back, then just J right in his face. Then you look at him and say, "What?"
: God ain't shit! Jake Shuttlesworth
: Number one, why you gotta use this kinda language? What you some kinda heathen now? You don't make no mistakes? You be out here shootin', but you don't miss no shots ever? EVER? People make mistakes! People veer off the path! God forgives them! Jesus Shuttlesworth
: Has God forgiven you for killing my mother? Jake Shuttlesworth
: I pray that he has, Son. I believe he has. When will you?
: I want you to go to Big State, Son. Jesus Shuttlesworth
: Aw, Man, you just like everybody else. Jake Shuttlesworth
: No I'm not like everyone else, Son. Everyone else ain't your father.
: All I'm asking is that you let me wet my beak a little bit. Jesus Shuttlesworth
: Wet your beak?