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: Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow was already taken.
Al, Stage Manager
: About that obscene song you sang last week... Dusty
: "I'll give you my moonshine if you show me your jugs?"
] I used to work in Chicago, at a convenience store. / I used to work in Chicago. I did but I don't anymore. / A lady walked in with some porcelain skin and I asked her what she came in for. / "Liquor," she said, and lick her I did, and I don't work there anymore.
: Hey, uh... hey, Lefty. What did the elephant say to the naked man? Lefty
: What'd he say? Dusty
: It's cute, but can you really breathe through that thing?
] Bad jokes, Lord, I love 'em. / Bad jokes, can't get enough of em. / O-o-o-whee, / Bad jokes for me.
] When God created woman / He gave her not two breasts but three. / When the middle one got in the way, / God performed surgery. / Woman stood before God / With the middle breast in hand / Said,"What do we do with the useless boob?" / And God created man.
: Did you hear about the Viagra shipment that got stolen? Lefty
: No. Who do they think did it? Dusty
: Well, they don't know, but they're on the look out for hardened criminals.
: Did you know that diarrhea was hereditary? Dusty
: No, I didn't. Lefty
: Yeah, it runs in your genes.
: What do you get when you cross holy water with castor oil? Dusty
: I don't know, Lefty. What do you get? Lefty
: A religious movement.