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: I had a bad feeling about that crack dealer from day one! I guess you can't trust school kids these days! Toxie
: Crack dealer? Sergeant Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. what are you talking about? Evil Kabukiman
: Sergeant? N.Y.P.D.? What? What's wrong with you, Noxie? Are you selling the crack or you smoking it?
: [to Claire
] You read sign language don't you? Well read this!
] Evil Kabukiman
: Well, fuck that, I'm not gonna die. Not here in Jersey!
: Hang on Noxie, I can't pass THIS up!
: Damn! They're very slowly getting away!
: We've got to get the other heroes of Tromaville and storm the hospital! Sgt. Kabukiman
: They're all dead. Toxie
: All of them? Sgt. Kabukiman
: Yeah. Toxie
: Even Dolphin Man? Sgt. Kabukiman
: OH yeah.
: [to Toxie after flipping his car in the air
] This is an American-made car! Every time they flip twenty-five feet in the air and crash down, they blow up! Let's get out of here!
: I knew it! I knew something was wrong! You're not the real Noxie after all, are you? Toxie
: That may be! But I know Sergeant Kabukiman N.Y.P.D... and you, sir, are no Sergeant Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.!
: Who are you? Sergeant Kabukiman
: [looks into camera, then back at Jughead
] I'm Kabukiman.
[reference to the 1989 version of Batman
: I like a dog-faced monkey that has an appreciation for expensive sports cars.
: I was depressed, I was confused and I was turning Japanese.
Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD
: God, why does bad things happen to good people? God
: Because it's funny! Hey? Wanna go get drunk?
: I just love high school movies! They remember me about my own high school and how everyone loved me and how good I was in football. Then I remember that high school's over... and I'm pretty much of a loser now. Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD
] You suck, Steve!