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Sgt. Kabukiman (Character)
from Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (1990)

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Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV (2000)
Evil Kabukiman: I had a bad feeling about that crack dealer from day one! I guess you can't trust school kids these days!
Toxie: Crack dealer? Sergeant Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. what are you talking about?
Evil Kabukiman: Sergeant? N.Y.P.D.? What? What's wrong with you, Noxie? Are you selling the crack or you smoking it?

Evil Kabukiman: [to Claire] You read sign language don't you? Well read this!
[slaps her]
Evil Kabukiman: .

Sgt. Kabukiman: Well, fuck that, I'm not gonna die. Not here in Jersey!

Evil Kabukiman: Hang on Noxie, I can't pass THIS up!

Evil Kabukiman: Damn! They're very slowly getting away!

Toxie: We've got to get the other heroes of Tromaville and storm the hospital!
Sgt. Kabukiman: They're all dead.
Toxie: All of them?
Sgt. Kabukiman: Yeah.
Toxie: Even Dolphin Man?
Sgt. Kabukiman: OH yeah.

Evil Kabukiman: [to Toxie after flipping his car in the air] This is an American-made car! Every time they flip twenty-five feet in the air and crash down, they blow up! Let's get out of here!

Evil Kabukiman: I knew it! I knew something was wrong! You're not the real Noxie after all, are you?
Toxie: That may be! But I know Sergeant Kabukiman N.Y.P.D... and you, sir, are no Sergeant Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.!


Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (1990)
Jughead: Who are you?
Sergeant Kabukiman: [looks into camera, then back at Jughead] I'm Kabukiman.
[reference to the 1989 version of Batman]

Sergeant Kabukiman: I like a dog-faced monkey that has an appreciation for expensive sports cars.

Sergeant Kabukiman: I was depressed, I was confused and I was turning Japanese.


"The Tromaville Café" (1997)
Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD: God, why does bad things happen to good people?
God: Because it's funny! Hey? Wanna go get drunk?

Steve: I just love high school movies! They remember me about my own high school and how everyone loved me and how good I was in football. Then I remember that high school's over... and I'm pretty much of a loser now.
Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD: [shouts] You suck, Steve!