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: I'll have a Virgin Mary... heavy on the Virgin.
: When my nose tells me something stinks, I gotta have faith in it.
: You're right, pal. Santa Claus rides alone.
: Mister Beachum... Frankly I don't give a rat's ass about Jesus Christ and I don't care about justice in this world, or the next.
: [driving to the Governor's mansion, to try and get a last-minute reprieve for a condemned man
] We go fast!
: OK, Lets play speed zoo!
: [handing money to a bum
] Promise me you will not spend this on food.
: Want coffee, Ev? It's back in fashion as a late-morning pick-me-up. Steve Everett
: Make it a big one. Bridget Rossiter
: Women can fetch coffee now because job opportunities give us new confidence.
: More and more workers insist on the right not to breathe secondhand smoke. Steve Everett
: And more and more scumbags don't care. Well, Bridget, you're an adorable person. Bridget Rossiter
: Sexual harassment. Steve Everett
: What are the guidelines? Bridget Rossiter
: Who can say? I hate my job, Ev. Steve Everett
: But I love watching you do it.
: I'm writing a human-interest sidebar. Do you know what that is? Counter Woman at Pocum's Grocery
: No, I don't think I do. Steve Everett
: I don't think I do either.
: Well, speak of the devil! Alan tells me I'm paying you too much. Steve Everett
: You can rest assured I'm frittering it away on women and booze. Henry Lowenstein
: You're a real dyed-in-the-wool son of a bitch. Anybody ever tell you that? Steve Everett
: Just close friends and family.
: They lie, you know? Steve Everett
: Who's that? Prison Guard
: Prisoners. That's what they do. Every word they say is a lie. Steve Everett
: Well, everyone lies, pal. I'm just here to write it down.