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: You know I would never interrupt you when you're getting a piece of wood...
[Hollywood just caught Jonathan kissing Emmy as she assumes mannequin form
] Hollywood Montrose
: At least she'll never tell you that your hips are too fat.
: Don't let Felix get to you, he's just got a bad case of Miami Vice.
: Hollywood I don't know about men's thighs, they look fine to me. Hollywood Montrose
: Albert called me 'cellulite city'.
: Two things I love to do is fight and kiss boys!
: You were in the marines? Hollywood
: Yes they were looking for a few good men and... so was I.
: Oh my God, he's in love with a... dummy.
: Wait a minute honey, now I was gonna do that.
: Oh, get down, honey, get down! Customer
: Get doooooooooown!
: [Jason's mom faints
] Once again left holding the bag. Mom
: [she looks at him
: Nothing personal.