The content of this page was created by users. It has not been screened or verified by IMDb staff.
: A radio shrink? They're only good for people with problems that fit between the commercials.
[coming out of the elevator
: Easy Felix. I don't think she's armed!
: [Jonathan has just punched out Felix, sending him to the floor
] That teaches him to mess with a man and his mannequin.
[Jonathan is explaining to Roxie about the first time Emmy came to life
] Roxie Shield
: You could've decided to tell me that you wanted to stand me up. Instead you come here to be lying with this ridiculous story! Jonathan Switcher
: I'm not lying. I'm insane.
Mannequin Factory Boss
: You know you could get the dummy of the week award Switcher. Jonathan Switcher
: She turned out pretty good, didn't she. Mannequin Factory Boss
: I wasn't talking about her.
: I'm not the one who can't deal with reality. Jonathan Switcher
: Reality is very disappointing.
: What time do you open? Mrs. Claire Prince Timkin
: We are open.
: I'm helping Hollywood with the window. Felix
: Oh the little Mary has an assistant now? Where do you people come from? Jonathan Switcher
: Hollywood I don't know about men's thighs, they look fine to me. Hollywood Montrose
: Albert called me 'cellulite city'.
Ema 'Emmy' Hesire
: I just wish you didn't look so worried. Jonathan Switcher
: That's easy for you to say. You're a mannequin, you'll always have work.