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: Hello William. William Williams
: Hi Mrs.Kendoo, is Sally there? Mrs. Kendoo
: No she's in New York with agents. William Williams
: Tell her I joined the army, I miss her and I got her face tattooed on my arm.
: I guess you two think I'm stupid. I guess you all think I'm stupid. Well, I'll show you how stupid I am: I'm going to blow myself up with this bomb I found.
: So do you have any advice for me? Soldier Chuck
: Yeah, don't get shot.
[shots fired at truck
] William Williams
: [holding his arm
] Ow! What was that? Soldier Chuck
: You got shot! William Williams
: Oh no! My tattoo!