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: Did you know there are two kinds of Iraqistanis?
[the First Lady holds up three fingers
] President Staton
: I mean, actually, three? Chief of Staff
: You mean Sunnis and Shi'ites and Kurds? President Staton
: You knew about this?
: Maybe it is time I read newspapers. I've learned a lot this morning. It turns out North Korea and Iran are not like Doctor Octopus and Magneto at all...
: It's not like in this country, where whites, and blacks, and Latinos all get along and there's no prejudicial deal between them. I mean these people have some longstanding beefs with each other.
: I've had speechwriters write for me all of my career and advisors telling me what positions to take. I can't even remember why I wanted to get into politics to begin with. I think it's because my mom wanted me to, to show my dad any idiot could do it.
: In terms of the Middle East, it looks like the problems over there are never going to be solved. I mean never, never, never, never, never, never. So, I'm sorry about that... Omer
: Mr. President, I deeply hope for all of our sakes that you are wrong. President Staton
: I hope so too.
: Now as your commander-in-chief, I'm gonna have to order you not to blow yourself up.