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: When you first started at Pacific Tech you were well on your way to becoming another Einstein and then you know what happened? Chris Knight
: I got a haircut?
: Mitch, there's something you need to know. Compared to you, most people have the IQ of a carrot.
[Discussing how Knight didn't come in to the lab
: He said he didn't feel like it. And I said, "You'd better!" And he said, "Or what?" And I said, "Or you're gonna be in trouble." And he said, "Jam it." Professor Hathaway
: That's a wonderful story, Bodie. I noticed you've stopped stuttering. Bodie
: I've been giving myself shock treatments. Professor Hathaway
: Up the voltage.
: What's that smell? Chris Knight
: [sniffs under armpit
] Must be the dog, sir. Professor Hathaway
: That's popcorn. Chris Knight
: Yes sir, I know... Professor Hathaway
: Well, get it away from me! I hate popcorn! I can't stand popcorn! Chris Knight
: [Chris drops the bag of popcorn on the steps
] Good. Now I know what to get you for your birthday.
: I want to see more of you around the lab. Chris Knight
: Fine. I'll gain weight.
: Tell me, what's Einstein really like? Professor Hathaway
: You still run? Chris Knight
: Only when chased.
: Jerry, if you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave... Well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying this because I care - there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing. Professor Hathaway
: I'm not kidding, Chris. Chris Knight
: Neither am I, Jerry.
: What are you looking at? You're laborers; you should be laboring. That's what you get for not having an education.
: Mitch, will you miss your friends? Mitch
: Well, no. I think I intimidate other kids. Professor Hathaway
: Good boy.
: You unbelievable bastard. Professor Hathaway
: Count on it.
: [reading his TV script
] Your colon: what does it look like?
: Where's the laser? Professor Hathaway
: It's coming. Major Carnagle
: It's coming? Ha! It's not even breathing hard.
: You are of no further use to me! Chris Knight
] Interesting way to begin a conversation...
: Hey how's it going, Jerry? Professor Hathaway
: What do you want, Knight? Chris Knight
: World peace, but I don't think this is the time to discuss it. Professor Hathaway
: Get out! Chris Knight
: There's something that might interest you, Jerry. Professor Hathaway
: I'm not interested in anything you have to say. Susan
: [Coming downstairs in just a rumpled man's shirt
] Dr. Hathaway... Chris Knight
: [Surprised to see her
] Susan! Chris Knight
: [Turns back toward Dr. Hathaway who looks guilty
] I solved the power problem, Jerry. Susan
: Jerry? Professor Hathaway
: [Turns to Susan
] Take a cab. Chris Knight
: So you'll hammer later!