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: Please give me my stupid fucking turkey!
: Once, there was this day... this one day when... everyone realized they needed each other.
: Are you Wayne...? Wayne with the new stove...?
: [discussing old-fashioned turkey shaped salt and pepper shakers that Bobby bought
] We had these when I was a kid.
] April Burns
: The one time Joy let me hold them she said, "Be careful, they're worth more than you are." Bobby
: Well, that's terrible. April Burns
: Next year they were gone. Bobby
: So, what happened? April Burns
: A hammer I was holding fell on them.
: I'm the first pancake. Evette
: What do you mean? Eugene
: She's the one you're supposed to throw out.
: You made boxed stuffing? April Burns
: Yeah. What's wrong with boxed stuffing? Evette
: Nothing! I'm sure it's a fine brand.
: Well, the cranberries were easy. I just had to open the can. Eugene
: [needing support from his wife
] Evette? April Burns
: [sensing Eugene's outrage
] What? Oh, come on. Everyone likes it from the can. Eugene
: No one likes it from the can.
: There's something I need you to know. April Burns
: Okay. Tish
: I never eat anything that has a face. April Burns
: Oh, don't worry, you won't be eating it, I'll just be using your oven. Tish
: Yes, but for me, to know that there was once a living, breathing soul... April Burns
: I'm a vegetarian, I understand. Tish
: Yes, but I'm a vegan. And even the smell of flesh cooking... I don't think I can help you.
: Do you know that good feeling that often comes from being helpful? April Burns
: Yes... Wayne
: I'm not having that feeling here.