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Donny Jones (Character)
from "My Name Is Earl" (2005)

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"My Name Is Earl: Quit Smoking (#1.2)" (2005)
Donny Jones: If you'll excuse me, I've got to help a prayer buddy in the garage. When he showed up I thought he was speaking in tongues, but turns out he was just back on the stuff.

Earl: So you're all churched up now, huh. Good for you. Giving up all that hurting people.
Donny Jones: Turn the other cheek now.
Earl: And you got a tattoo of the Red Sea to prove it.
Donny Jones: Wanna see it now.
[he goes to pull down his pants]
Earl: No, I'm still gonna pass on that.

"My Name Is Earl: Y2K (#1.19)" (2006)
Earl Hickey: Hey Donny, what can I trade you for a TV?
Donny Jones: Give me your wife.
Earl Hickey: I'm not giving you my wife. Pick a snack food.
Donny Jones: Marshmallow fluff... smeared on your wife.
Earl Hickey: Donny...
Donny Jones: Okay. I'll give you a TV. But you gotta owe me one favor. And I get to ask for that favor anytime I want, and you can't say no, and you can't ask what the favor is gonna be.
Earl Hickey: Is the favor giving you my wife?
Donny Jones: Yup.
Earl Hickey: Forget it.